Common Sense on Glenn Beck & Media Courtship of Libertarians
I don't really know the proper forum to post this on -- mods, feel free to move it. However, in my current mood I'm feeling skeptical of the Witch Trials that a lot of Libertarian groups are fostering, so if this is flagged, or deleted, or universally mocked/flamed, I'll unfortunately have to conclude that my fears weren't unfounded.
One of my favorite scenes in Mad Men involves Peter Campbell (a character who many feel is modeled after Peter Keating from The Fountainhead) discovering that Don Draper, the advertising genius who brought fame & riches to the Sterling-Cooper ad agency, is actually Dick Whitman. He discovers that Draper/Whitmnan is a fraud who lied to the government to avoid a court-martial and lives on under the alias of his dead Army compadre. Ever the opportunist, Campbell confronts Bert Cooper with his discovery while the three men are in Cooper's office. Cooper, a classicist who reads Ayn Rand and other free-market philosophers, stares thoughtfully at both men for a few moments, then slowly rises and says, "Mister Campbell, who cares?"
I consider myself a very libertarian individual, if not a member of the libertarian Orthodoxy. I have come to know the liberty movement as being generally different from the tribal, ignorant, myopic members of most other political groups. When neoliberals call us "babies" and compete with one another to be more derogatory towards our intelligence/morals, we fight back with reason and argument. When neoconservatives say that we're isolationists who will cause Iran to invade and conquer the United States, we respond by saying that ridiculous things aren't true just because John McCain said them. Though our movement has been ideologically libertarian, it is politically independent. When a politician or pundit does something right, we applaud it, regardless of the "tribe" they (or we) belong to. While supporters of the two major parties make fun of each other with 3rd-grade level demonizing campaigns, we have historical perspective about the destructiveness of false choices and shallow politics. Other political movements are based on tribalism, dogma and personality cults. Ours is based on reason and common sense.
Lately, I'm not so sure.
In the past few months we have seen an astounding explosion of libertarian sympathy from right-wing media. Sean Hannity and Bill 'O Reilly have given sympathetic interviews to Rand Paul, Hannity calling him a "star" of the Senate. More interestingly, Glenn Beck has been describing himself as all but a born-again libertarian, who has "learned" from our side. He has brought libertarians like Jack Hunter on his show to discuss weening Americans back into true capitalism and civil liberty -- the marriage of the best parts of conservative and liberal thought, the discarding of the rest -- with millions of Christian/Republican voters listening in. Recently, he sat with Penn Jillette, a socially liberal polyamorist/atheist, and discussed libertarianism for an hour, verbally agreeing on almost every point (the one disagreement was whether Presidents described themselves as "Christians" before the 70s) while elderly members of the Christian Right nodded along fiercely in the studio audience.
My reaction to this has been one of amused joy and disbelief. I never thought I would see anything like that happen.
The reaction of the libertarian orthodoxy, however, seems to be that it would be better if it didn't.
I get it. Glenn Beck is a liar, a fraud, a horrible person who secretly hates everybody. And Rand Paul is a sold-out, power-mad corrupt closet neoconservative who only wants to be President and use his father's libertarian message to gain profit and influence.
Ladies and gentlemen, who cares?
I could care less whether Glenn Beck is a good guy or not. He's not my friend. He's a talk show host. If he spends the next three years continuing to preach libertarianism on his show to millions of Christians, all who vote, how is this bad exactly? Because he doesn't "mean it"? Or because he might also, at some point, endorse candidates we don't like? I suppose it would be better if he simply laughed off libertarians and talked about how stupid we all are, like hundreds and hundreds of influential media members have done for decades? Who in the media is currently persuading more Republican voters to look at libertarian-leaning candidates than Glenn Beck?
Moreover, does anyone really believe that there are 100 million individualist, intellectual giants in America who will elect libertarians based on 100% sound understanding of every issue? Ron Paul understood that there are not. He didn't just run as a Republican to get more media attention and institutional favor for his candidacy, though that was a big part of it. He also ran Republican because he recognizes that there are more stupid voters than smart voters, and most stupid voters are Republicans or Democrats and would never change their labels under any circumstances.
The way libertarians are reacting to this Paul/Beck/Jillette/Hunter consortium of ideas and discussion, it's as if you would rather less smart individuals don't vote for libertarian candidates, since these "dumb votes" will contaminate our perfect, holy movement.
Perhaps Rand Paul is secretly bitter about having to be a classicist on most issues in order to keep the support of his father's base and match the rising trend of current politics. Perhaps he goes home and sadly laments to his wife that Communism isn't the rising trend among young people, because wouldn't it be great to become President & impose a Communist regime on the public. Again, frankly, I DON'T CARE. I don't understand why a lot of libertarians care, either. As long as Rand gets into office and does what he says he's going to do (which he has so far), I understand that he is going to promote dozens and dozens of libertarian causes from inside DC as long as he's there. Since I'm very libertarian, I see this is a great positive. I feel like I could teach this point to a little kid, but many adult libertarians are incapable of grasping it.
Other political movements have advantages over libertarians that have helped them dominate the public sphere for so long. For one, they seem to understand that a politician who gives you 90% of what you want but fucks up 10% of the time is better than someone who is opposed to you on 90% of the issues. Liberals elected Jimmy Carter knowing full well that he was against centralized education, that he would probably ramp up the Cold War (which he did) and so on. But they also understood that his 90% agreement with their platform in 1976 made him a vast improvement (from the liberal perspective) over what came before. Similarly, Goldwater conservatives worked to elect and re-elect Ronald Reagan despite his expansion of government and rejection of civil liberties. They felt that despite his obvious flaws, he was a better politician and a better guy than Walter Mondale, which was probably true. But libertarians are seemingly incapable of grasping this concept. They seem to be waiting for a perfect deity to arrive at our doorstep and for the public to unconditionally fall in love with them...which is such a perversion of the 3rd party skepticism of all political figures which we have espoused all along. Jesus doesn't live in American, just fallible human beings who would change things for the better or the worse.
The only coherent argument in favor of rejecting Rand Paul and his new media friends is that a "counterfeit" libertarian President would ultimately be bad for the movement, like Reagan or Bush were ultimately bad for conservatism. But those were Presidents who *pushed* in neoconservative and neoliberal directions. Paul has never advocated starting a new federal education program or starting three new wars in the Middle East. He has, instead, appeased & agreed with neocons wherever possible while carefully toeing the Constitutional line on each issue. That is important, because Americans understand incremental change much more than libertarians seem to be able to. If Rand is elected, he won't be seen an an anti-weed President just because he doesn't pardon all nonviolent smokers immediately. He'll be seen as a pro-weed, pro-hippie President because less smokers and hippies will be thrown in jail, for less time, during his term. It's still a shame that he won't pardon them, but he's not going to undermine the socially liberal wing of the libertarian movement unless he pushes hard in a fascist direction.
Sure, Rand could turn out to be Genghis Khan in disguise, and Beck could turn out to be subliminally manipulating everyone into voting for Socialist liberals with sub-vocal or backwards speech experiments, while he says "libertarians are great" on the air. But common sense and history tell us otherwise. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Beck didn't like Ron Paul personally but he likes Rand and Rand's friends. His entire listening audience consists of "bonus" voters for libertarians to potentially pick up.
What's next? Should we all shun Jack Hunter because he talks to Glenn Beck on TV? Remember folks (parodying the party line here) Hunter is now WRITING ARTICLES IN DEFENSE of Glenn Beck, the HORRIBLE TREACHEROUS LUNATIC who is secretly, somehow turning millions of people against us while he tells them to be for us! That makes Hunter a SELLOUT too! BURN THEM ALL! JACK HUNTER IS ANOTHER TRAITOR!
Or, look on the bright side and take your megalomaniac caps off. This is all a great positive.