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I bought a crank lantern at Harbor Freight. I love that damn thing. No batteries required.
It is gonna be a cold winter.
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I bought a crank lantern at Harbor Freight. I love that damn thing. No batteries required.
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Very cold and windy today. Georgians may see a snowflake this morning but the weather guy said not to panic because it's not going to stick. Every time they say that, it sticks. When they freak out, it's a bust. Our weathermen suck. My dad always said it was more reliable to just look at a thermometer and stick your head out the window but I have screens on all my windows. My parents didn't have screens because we took them off because we liked going out the windows. We were assholes. True story.
Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but can't rhyme it
I gotta go where it's warm
Danke! Come and get me and let's go somewhere warm. Do something, Danke!!!
I got two tickets bought
There won't be no second thought
Weather's always nice down there in paradise
We'll find that little man who owns that taco stand
We'll be drinkin' margaritas while we're workin' on our tan
Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but can't rhyme it
I gotta go where it's warm
Danke! Come and get me and let's go somewhere warm. Do something, Danke!!!
I got two tickets bought
There won't be no second thought
Weather's always nice down there in paradise
We'll find that little man who owns that taco stand
We'll be drinkin' margaritas while we're workin' on our tan
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Everybody should have at least one.
Just got done shoveling the drive . The usual , batshit crazy Mrs O laid out some tenderloins for dinner , then stated I need to take her out for Mexican , then asked how I would like the tenderloin cooked . It is Sunday , I do not care what she wants to do I will give in this one day of the week . I am ready for her . This morning when I went out to the feed lot I already warmed up all the vehicles and swept all the snow off of them etc
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Figured you'd be watching the games.
I am , but I know who is going to win this . ( Fix was in , you could have pd me and I would have shared )
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Splitting wood today , everything seems a little harder when there are 8 inches of snow and it is below 10 out . When I was younger I would have spent yesterday evening sitting in a bar now that I am older I took Mrs O to a Mexican place for dinner and drinks and watched the second game . Seems like my tab is just the same......
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COLD. I'm ready for global warming.
I had an old one legged man come in the bar today and get drunk. He asked me if I wanted a sugar daddy and when I told him I was married, he asked if I wanted a side pee. I told him I'd consider it. He called me his Boo. When he left he told me to go home and tell my husband I had a one legged old black man as a side pee, lol. He was so sweet. He was celebrating getting a foot. It'll be here in three weeks. I couldn't help but think of the 3D printed limbs and told him about them.
I had an old one legged man come in the bar today and get drunk. He asked me if I wanted a sugar daddy and when I told him I was married, he asked if I wanted a side pee. I told him I'd consider it. He called me his Boo. When he left he told me to go home and tell my husband I had a one legged old black man as a side pee, lol. He was so sweet. He was celebrating getting a foot. It'll be here in three weeks. I couldn't help but think of the 3D printed limbs and told him about them.
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Yesterday, it was pretty warm out. Mr A was off and spent the day making old fashioned whiskey sours (with egg whites) and napping on the sofa. I talked him into riding up to the Aldi to buy food with me and I know he was drunk because he let me drive. He only lets me drive if he's very drunk. It's hard to tell when Mr A's drunk because he seems the same to me. Mr A can tell when when I've had just one drink. If I go out after work and call him, he knows right away if I've had a beer.
Anyway, taking him to Aldi was a mistake. We ended up with a bunch of candy and, for a minute there, I thought he was going to buy an exercise trampoline. I saw him looking at it in the store and then he was asking me if I thought jumping on a trampoline was real exercise. I told him I thought he exceeded the weight limit for an Aldi exercise trampoline. After Aldi, we stopped at the Walmart and I lost him. He went free ranging off in the store. I hate it when he does that. He doesn't even say anything. I'll be walking through the store talking to him and eventually, I'll turn around and he's gone. No telling how long I was talking to myself. I found him standing out in the parking lot smoking a cigar.
We did all that without coats.
Anyway, taking him to Aldi was a mistake. We ended up with a bunch of candy and, for a minute there, I thought he was going to buy an exercise trampoline. I saw him looking at it in the store and then he was asking me if I thought jumping on a trampoline was real exercise. I told him I thought he exceeded the weight limit for an Aldi exercise trampoline. After Aldi, we stopped at the Walmart and I lost him. He went free ranging off in the store. I hate it when he does that. He doesn't even say anything. I'll be walking through the store talking to him and eventually, I'll turn around and he's gone. No telling how long I was talking to myself. I found him standing out in the parking lot smoking a cigar.
We did all that without coats.
I had to put a new latche on the hen house , one broke last time the temp got down to single digits . I went ahead and got a spare . I used to have some spare hinges and latches but pretty well used them all on one of the other hen houses these past five winters or so . If I could count on global warming I would not need spares . I am sending this receipt to democrat hero Al Gore and asking for a refund.
The fire is going very well . Some ash , cherry and walnut . Outside are flurries and wind . if you walk into the night to the north , on the wind you can here the painful wailing of the lost souls of the unwashed barbarian north men . They were taken and consumed by the Wendigo in weakness . I tell my grand daughters that this can be the fate of the vile , the undisciplined and immoral .
Snowing out but a heatwave , radio said high of 27 , mine says about 22 but 8 miles up the road the Thermometer at the church said 31 . I am heading outside to enjoy the balmy global warming of a high below avg . Damn democrats , they never deliver . When the pubs say they are giving some money to some shitholeistan they deliver , dems cannot even deliver on global warming , useless pussies .
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My mom and stepfather took me to lunch today and alerted me that we're suppose to get snow on Tuesday. I told them they better get their bread and milk today so they don't miss out on it. My mom says she plans on making stew (I bet you a dollar she calls me Monday to tell me how much bread and milk she bought) and if we lose power, I can come to her house and eat. I have 5 jars of crunchy peanut butter, propane, and wood. I think we can survive for a day, lol.
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