It is gonna be a cold winter.

[oyarde]

I think the snow stopped by noon , maybe 7 inches . Kind of a dicey drive to the dump and bank this morning on an unplowed highway.Very wet , slick and slushy. Roads were plowed after lunch though .

 

[oyarde]

I am thinking 10 to 12 inches of snow last night and the night before No global warming . I think about five years ago were the record , seasonal total snow falls in Indianapolis & Detroit , this probably the largest snowfall in Indy in Jan. then since because they got more than I maybe . Nasty , heavy , wet snow that will then freeze like a rock as usual when the Temp.'s plummet the next couple nights . Deep down , I would like for all of this not to be Danke's fault but I see no clear path there .

 

[oyarde]

In the absence of any Wendigos to hunt , in order to keep the youngsters sharp I might issue a few permits allowing torture of global warming zealots that can be captured on Mondays .

 

[Suzanimal]

Dreary, drizzly, and cold. Had to go to an employee meeting at the bar and noticed the people bitching about other people not doing side work are the prime offenders of not doing their side work, lol. After that hour of bullshit, I needed some retail therapy so I stopped into the Goodwill and the Dollar Tree.

I swear, the Dollar Tree has the best laundry cleaners. The prewash spray is better than the expensive stuff and the bootleg OxyClean is the bomb. I wasn't impressed with the expensive OxyClean but decided to give the DT bootleg version a try after a friend suggested it and, damn, I don't know how I lived without it.

 

[oyarde]

Dreary, drizzly, and cold. Had to go to an employee meeting at the bar and noticed the people bitching about other people not doing side work are the prime offenders of not doing their side work, lol. After that hour of bullshit, I needed some retail therapy so I stopped into the Goodwill and the Dollar Tree.

I swear, the Dollar Tree has the best laundry cleaners. The prewash spray is better than the expensive stuff and the bootleg OxyClean is the bomb. I wasn't impressed with the expensive OxyClean but decided to give the DT bootleg version a try after a friend suggested it and, damn, I don't know how I lived without it.

Side work ? Here the local cops have that down to a science .Two of them are being investigated by the state police for working side jobs on the clock. They are on pd vacation now .

 

[Suzanimal]

Side work ? Here the local cops have that down to a science .Two of them are being investigated by the state police for working side jobs on the clock. They are on pd vacation now .

They're suppose to clean up and roll silverware. What cracked me up is the guy who closed the night before was complaing about people not cleaning up and the table I was sitting at was sticky. So sticky the papers I was given stuck to it. When he was talking (on and on), I started pulling the paper up and sticking back and pulling it back up - it made a loud noise. People around me started laughing.

I checked the 10 day forecast to see when I was gonna get some climate change and global warming would come back and noticed the high next Monday is suppose to be like 30. I usually work Mondays but I might preemptively ask for that day off. Too cold to work.

 

[oyarde]

They're suppose to clean up and roll silverware. What cracked me up is the guy who closed the night before was complaing about people not cleaning up and the table I was sitting at was sticky. So sticky the papers I was given stuck to it. When he was talking (on and on), I started pulling the paper up and sticking back and pulling it back up - it made a loud noise. People around me started laughing.

I checked the 10 day forecast to see when I was gonna get some climate change and global warming would come back and noticed the high next Monday is suppose to be like 30. I usually work Mondays but I might preemptively ask for that day off. Too cold to work.

At this point I am not opposed to public caning of the global warming mongrels .

 

[oyarde]

Looking at the extended Forecast looks like Sat night around 15 degrees and zero on Sunday night. I split some wood today. Might split some more Tomorrow , Thurs & Mon .

 

[oyarde]

I stacked up a bunch of big , cut rounds on a trailer and parked it in the drive near the lean to. Probably split it on Thurs . I have a lovely fire of ash and hickory today .

 

[oyarde]

Sleeting this morning and this evening , I do not think it is supposed to snow more than an inch until the weekend .

 

[Danke]

Brace for a Blast of Arctic Air This Weekend


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[oyarde]

I will be splitting wood today . The Arctic is moving in Sat it appears .

 

[oyarde]

Pretty misty , raining , muddy , snow melt out now .All that crap will freeze like a rock this weekend I guess . Probably still have lumps of ice in the drive. I have plenty of fresh eggs , green beans , onions , wild boar sausages , deer burger ,wood , lamp oil , gas for the generator , chain saw , truck , tractor and wood splitter . I probably should go on a bacon run . Danke can have a milk sandwich but none of that for me . I think this is more or less my 12th consecutive month of mud . Now that I live in a rain forest and there is no global warming and I cannot farm gators & bananas , I need to figure out a way to create a demand for my mud so I can sell a bit . If anyone would be interested in a quart of Great Sagamore Magical Mud Elixir for 20.00 FRN's or 20 silver dimes with free shipping let me know .

 

[oyarde]

Extended forecast is currently showing the last nine days of the month to be in the teens ea night and not get above freezing during the day . That will leave about four or five weeks of bad weather left only , hopefully after that .

 

[oyarde]

I have a pile of fresh pork sausage now too . I am ready for the storm .

 

[oyarde]

Raining cats & dogs , storm is coming though . Time to stoke the fire.

 

[oyarde]

Big fire now for the Great Sagamore ,a fire of ash and sassafras . Looks like pork loin and spicy chicken legs for dinner as I bask by the fire . It is a tough job but I do it well .

 

[Suzanimal]

Raining cats & dogs , storm is coming though . Time to stoke the fire.

Raining and cold here. Time to stoke the fake fireplace space heater.

I was going to go to work at 2:30 tomorrow but I got a call and now I have to open. I knew I shouldn't have answered the phone. I have my bosses programmed in but he called me from another number and I knew it was local but I didn't recognize it so I thought it might be someone I would want to talk to. I always imagine that it could be someone I've lost touch with but it never is - it's always some bullshit about work or the Police Charity scam.

 

[oyarde]

Raining and cold here. Time to stoke the fake fireplace space heater.

I was going to go to work at 2:30 tomorrow but I got a call and now I have to open. I knew I shouldn't have answered the phone. I have my bosses programmed in but he called me from another number and I knew it was local but I didn't recognize it so I thought it might be someone I would want to talk to. I always imagine that it could be someone I've lost touch with but it never is - it's always some bullshit about work or the Police Charity scam.

When the police scam calls come I hang up , Mrs O asks them for a partial return of her traffic ticket monies from the 1990's .

 

[oyarde]

Full blown blizzard out now with 35 mph winds . I thought Danke would get me one of those Finnish military fleece wool sherpa hats for Christmas , I could be wearing it now in case I have to go out to the garage for fresh flashlight batteries.