I love my wife

osan said:
So, what's your unintentionally-got-stoned story?
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I can't actually refer to it as "unintentional". But at age 17 I set out on a Greyhound bus to visist some distant relatives.

For the trip I prepared some brownies which contained 1/2 ounce of some very good gold pot. I had never used pot as a consumable.

I ate one shortly after getting on the bus. A half hour or so passed and nothing. So I ate another. Still nothing.

So I just started eating them,....all.

A couple of hours later they all hit at once.

It was a high old bus ride.
 
Ah okay, swapping stoned stories. Can't say mine was unintentional or all that great, but we used to snort this stuff we called "tea." There was a big run on it one summer. Little did I know it was PCP.

The first time I did it was uneventful. I did not however, measure it out the second time. I had it in this sort of treasure chest trinket box. So I was going to work and decided to do some. I snorted it straight out of this box.

Well, it was a little too much because I was getting higher and higher by the minute. It only took ten minutes to get to work. By the time I got there, I was starting to feel very numb. I even got higher between walking in the front door and the back room. About a 60 second walk.

I stood in the back room and could not really move. The assistant mgr. knew I was high, but the shipping & receiving guy covered for me. Told the manager I'm sick. The head cashier and asst head cashier also knew the deal. Luckily, they liked to party.

I goes back to my car in a haze and just sit. I am trying to focus, but my eyes are shot. I open the door a couple of times to vomit. I sit for about 5 hours and finally go home.

I get up the next day, and was still high. I go to work and the head cashier just gives me this look and asks if I am okay.

Did I learn my lesson? Oh, hell no. We snorted that crap all summer. If anybody on here is a veterinarian, then I will like to buy some. :D That is the only drug I miss.




Next up. The time I did acid at the same job and laughed uncontrollably at my supervisor.......
 
I love trolling my wife .I even have the wee Great Grand Daughters doing it now .
 
Every time I see this thread it reminds me of this:
I am not gay. I love my wife...
-Senator Larry Craig
 
Smitty said:
I can't actually refer to it as "unintentional". But at age 17 I set out on a Greyhound bus to visist some distant relatives.

For the trip I prepared some brownies which contained 1/2 ounce of some very good gold pot. I had never used pot as a consumable.

I ate one shortly after getting on the bus. A half hour or so passed and nothing. So I ate another. Still nothing.

So I just started eating them,....all.

A couple of hours later they all hit at once.

It was a high old bus ride.
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This is good to know... I guess my experience was not that odd after all.

Thanks! :)

OBTW, reminds me of a bus trip from NYC to NJ. I sat next to this unnervingly hot cougar and we conversed the entire trip. I was 19, would have sold my soul to the devil to... well, you know. She, too, was clearly interested, but I was wrapped WAY too tightly in those days and my sense of gentlemanly demeanor absolutely forbade my going after an actual adult. Damned shame, in hindsight... would have been one of those "Oh what a night" memories. :) But at least I was raised to be a gentleman. On that account I have no regret whatsoever.
 
Sorry guys I still can not get her to orgasm properly. It must be something wrong her vagina, boobs, or makeup... NOT SURE. Will post more later.

Ron Paul 2016

-John Lambrechts
 
tod evans said:
Turn her upside down and pack her full of $100's, she'll cum like a rocket....
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Oh jeez... another story from my sordid past.

Went to Bass Lake for the annual Hell's Angels blowout. Richard (friend) thought it would be amusing, so we went. They were doing all manner of stupid shit, but the one that got my attention was the woman they had hanging, inverted, from her ankles in the buck. They filled her thingy with booze, inserted straws, and were taking their turns sipping away. She had been raising something of a fuss about the whole thing until the booze began leaching into her system through the various sensitive and eminently permeable membranes of that region of the anatomy. After a while she just gave up and got into a groove of sorts.

I admit she was the best looking goblet I'd ever seen. Did I drink from her, you ask? I'll never tell. Well, if you offer me enough cash, I would, but...
 
Got her to orgasm properly. I will now be recruiting ETHICAL Ron Paul supporters for worldwide revolution.

Stand by patiently.

I am the Ron Paul Billionaire.

Warm Regards

John Lambrechts & Sexy Polish Wife
 
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