I endorced Pauls opposition

[jason43]

So I endorced Chris Peden on his website.

It probably wont be published so here is what I wrote.

I support Chris because my best friend died in Iraq last March 5th. I support candidates that get more peoples friends and family members killed in a war with no "timetables." Hopefully, when Chris gets elected, he will spread the war into all the other countries in the middle east so that even more death and higher oil prices can make this country even greater than it is now and spread the "Christian Values" featured so prominantly on this website. Although he never actually served in the military, going to church taught him that all the people his policies get killed will go to heaven, which is a true blessing. Hopefully, he will reverse Roe v Wade so that we can have more soldiers to go die in the sand for "freedom." What this country needs is another Chickenhawk Zealot in congress who wears his religion on his sleeve because his policies all add up to higher costs of living and perpetual war. I'm really glad that he is in the race, because we don't have enough voices willing to tow the party line in Washington DC already. Go Chris! We need your NASA pet projects and for you to personally protect marriage, so long as that marriage is not for the gays.

I was feeling like being an asshole. Fuck these people, seriously.

 

[nullvalu]

nice

 

[Jaykzo]

Ya know, normally I'd tell you that this is childish and unneccesary.

Although he never actually served in the military, going to church taught him that all the people his policies get killed will go to heaven, which is a true blessing

But that was really hilarious.

So you're off the hook

 

[jdmetz]

Be careful - the other day I read a post here where someone had made a pro-Paul endorsement on this guys website, and he *edited it* to make it pro-Chris Peden.

 

[jason43]

I didn't mention Paul at all, purposely because I didn't want it to be used against him.

"See! his supporters are nuts" etc

 

[BuddyRey]

So I endorced Chris Peden on his website.

It probably wont be published so here is what I wrote.

I support Chris because my best friend died in Iraq last March 5th. I support candidates that get more peoples friends and family members killed in a war with no "timetables." Hopefully, when Chris gets elected, he will spread the war into all the other countries in the middle east so that even more death and higher oil prices can make this country even greater than it is now and spread the "Christian Values" featured so prominantly on this website. Although he never actually served in the military, going to church taught him that all the people his policies get killed will go to heaven, which is a true blessing. Hopefully, he will reverse Roe v Wade so that we can have more soldiers to go die in the sand for "freedom." What this country needs is another Chickenhawk Zealot in congress who wears his religion on his sleeve because his policies all add up to higher costs of living and perpetual war. I'm really glad that he is in the race, because we don't have enough voices willing to tow the party line in Washington DC already. Go Chris! We need your NASA pet projects and for you to personally protect marriage, so long as that marriage is not for the gays.

I was feeling like being an asshole. Fuck these people, seriously.

ROTFL!!! This is lovely work!!!

 

[jason43]

Ya know, normally I'd tell you that this is childish and unneccesary.

I don't usually write this kind of crap, but super tuesday, (My friends)McCain, and reading through that assholes website made me need to blow off a little steam...

 

[robert4rp08]

rofl, brilliant