That is “Bill”, middle initial “O.”, last name “Rights”, spelled R-I-G-H-T-S, the 1st as in the Roman numeral "I" and my date of birth is December 15, 1791. So then, now that we have gotten that out of the way, what was it that you said your name and badge number were please? Oh and before you tell me that you do not have to provide me with such details, you should already be aware that as a federal employee accountable to the public, all such details about you occupation are open to the scrutiny of the public, save for assignments pertaining to undercover work, which obviously does not apply in this instance; that including your full name, badge, GS-rank and title, complete governmental work history, pay, office assignments, duty descriptions, test results, qualifications, etc.
You know, now that I think about it, you might be rather surprised on what I can FOIA request on you and your little buddies. …So now, what was your name and badge number, and after you provide me those details, why don’t you go ahead and call your field supervisor over here, thank you, now please.