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Rubber Band Machine Gun

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This Rubber Band Machine Gun can unleash elastic hell with its 672-round ammo capacity.

The RBGM is a KickStarter project by Alex Shpetniy, a student of art and design at the National University of Lugansk in Ukraine. The RBGM touts some impressive specs like a CNC machined wood frame, fully automatic firing, 26-foot range, and a firing rate of 14 shots per second, according to the KickStarter page.

Loading all those rubber bands can be time consuming, but Shpetniy has thought of that too. With the “special fast charging device” the reload time takes only a couple of minutes.

Shpetniy and his team plan to sell the base version for $85. With $13,300 already pledged, they’ve already blasted past their $5,000 goal. And they still have 31 days left to go.
 
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From: http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html
 
Regime-speak
By OI`Remus

Woodpile Report
April 17, 2014




You’re about to be lied to when they say
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comprehensive reform​
cycle of poverty​
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demand action​
denier​
disenfranchised​
disparate impact​
disproportionately​
diverse backgrounds​
divisive​
economically disadvantaged​
embattled​
emerging consensus​
empower​
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experts agree​
extremist​
fair share​
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history shows​
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in denial​
inappropriate​
inclusive environment​
insensitivity​
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too often​
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Reprinted from Woodpile Report.



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