FPIAC/MIAC Parody Photoshopped/PDFed Version FINISHED

ronpaulhawaii said:
It is already going viral... Spread everywhere...

:D:D:D
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Really!? Where? Ok!

Listing a few places this should go, for starters:

AJ
Kansas City Star
Ron Paul's office
That radio station that has been discussing this -- anyone have the call number?
Lew Rockwell
Free Talk Live
Glen Beck

Anyone have others?
 
Fantastic work:D

Last paragraph on the front page mentions a Federal Grand program, while that is a more accurate description, was Federal Grant intended?
 
Ahhhhhhhhh, finally made it to the last page so I can post. (Had to read EVERYTHING first... both threads, and all those graphics re: Waiting were hysterical, lol).

You guys are brilliant and hilarious at the same time. Great idea. Fantastic Finished Product!

I think it is perfect that it is dated exactly one month after the original. Good timing!

Those patches/badges on the front are fantastic! Love the FPIAC, lol.

And I hate to say it now (I never would have noticed if I hadn't seen the enlarged version, above), but the word PERSUIT should be PURSUIT. ;-/

Those lists of the MO cops who have been in trouble for so many horrendous things, Wow. Terrible. It makes you wonder... and shiver me timbers....

LOL @ the "government does whatever the heck it wants and you'll like it" act.

Got 4 more pages to go on the flyer...

Great Job Everyone!
 
Finished! EXCELLENT all around!

Besides the bits of humor peppered throughout, it was still a very serious document, imho.

I mean those descriptions of their Ideologies, their Police Character Traits, the list of Diminishing Civil Liberties. Wow. Serious indeed. And I see a lot of red-neck cops turning even REDDER in the face when they read it.

HOWEVER, if there are some true-souls/cops who get a hold of it and can take an honest look at not only themselves but the "big picture" clearly outlined therein, well just maybe they can come out of their police-state-fog.

The FIAC section at the bottom of the last page, well done!

Great links!

Well written, from top to bottom!
 
ihsv said:
Sorry I wasn't able to get it out sooner, but all the kids have been sick and the wife is exhausted.

Here is the MIAC Logo parody that we can keep around for possible future use:

FPIAC-logo.jpg


And here is the Missouri State Highway Patrol parody logo.

LWGP-logo.jpg


I don't know if we'll have any future use for these, but I'm going to keep the .psd files handy just in case.
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top graphic needs to be fixed.
edit: Hi google! when searching for "FPIAC" , the search results point to this post. :)
 
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Oh snap, I just noticed a telling mistake in the original MIAC report. On page 3, the report refers to "President Elect Barrack Obama" which would be incorrect by the time the report was published on 2/20/09 according to the document.

This lends more credence to the idea that the SPLC and/or ADL already had this cooked up and ready to deliver to LEOs some time ago. And it also means the MIAC probably did very little "analysis" of their own, if they didn't even catch something like that. They're such a fucking joke.
 
You spelled soldier "solider" somewhere in there.

The Russia's view of how the world will split went off the bottom of the page, and another picture towards the end wasn't quite right either.

But geeezzz....that took a lot of friggin work, I can't believe it.
 
dannno said:
You spelled soldier "solider" somewhere in there.

The Russia's view of how the world will split went off the bottom of the page, and another picture towards the end wasn't quite right either.

But geeezzz....that took a lot of friggin work, I can't believe it.
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Actually, the picture errors were intentional, because they were in the original ;).
 
doing 'colleges' ... check

here was my template:

Citizens' Petition for Redress of Grievance Re: Missouri
Police

Missouri police, in association with MIAC (Missouri Information Analysis
Center) have labeled the following groups as potential terrorists:
Gun Owners
Supporters of the Constitution
Members/Supporters of Ron Paul's Campaign For Liberty

This is a very transparent political move on the part of Missouri
politicians who oppose Ron Paul's policies - mostly because he claims
most politicians have policies that are morally corrupt.

Politics aside -- our police should be wary of real crime - not chasing
around libertarian political exiles.

See the offending document and details, and sign the Campaign For
Liberty's Citizens' Petition for Redress of Grievance Re: Missouri
Police: http://tinyurl.com/dkaros

A Concerned Citizen
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the link is a write-up I made at LibertySteps that includes the spoof document as well as the original.

I'll switch out documents as edits are made, if they are. an advantage to the LibertySteps landing is that it starts with the issue then presents the spoof - less confusion - and I've hosted the original report separately so that PrisonPlanet won't scare anyone.

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ABC News
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CBS News
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Email forms for all CBS news programs: http://www.cbs.com/info/user_service...bal_form.shtml
CBS Evening News: [email protected]
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Comedy Central Email Forms for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart The Colbert Report: http://www.comedycentral.com/help/questionsCC.jhtml

CNBC
Phone: (201) 735-2622
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CNN
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Hannity: [email protected]
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MSNBC/NBC
Phone: (212) 664-4444
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Dateline NBC: [email protected]
Hardball with Chris Matthews: [email protected]
MSNBC Reports with Joe Scarborough: [email protected]
Nightly News with Brian Williams: [email protected]
NBC News Today: [email protected]
 
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dannno said:
You spelled soldier "solider" somewhere in there.

The Russia's view of how the world will split went off the bottom of the page, and another picture towards the end wasn't quite right either.

But geeezzz....that took a lot of friggin work, I can't believe it.
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The picture misalignment is purposely done, I believe, to mimic the look of the original MIAC report.

As for proofreading though, I have a few notes as well:

Is NORTHCOM or NORTHCOMM correct? Or is either spelling acceptable?

On page 7, under Leadership Training, the last line doesn't seem to mesh well. I know it copies that same line from the original document, but it feels a little clunky without any tweaking when put in the new context.

Some acronyms like LESO or NGO could perhaps use a short explanation. I'm not sure I know what LESO means.
 
LE is Law Enforcement, I got that much figured out.

Not sure about SO... Sheriff's Office?

or Service Organization?

Yeah, acronyms are more and more of a problem in our world, lol. When we know what they mean, it's totally cool, but if we don't, it's like being left out in the dark. In another thread here earlier, the subject was money or investments, and someone mentioned DAR. I wanted to know what it meant so I tried to find DAR via google, but couldn't see anything right off that made sense to me.

So, yeah, a mini-explanation, for LESO, or NGO, etc., especially for something going out to the masses, would be helpful.
 
"Bad Boys II: Two lawless cops go around blowing shit up and crashing expensive cars" LOL
 
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