Who cares if its the afternoon? I promise not to call you an alcoholic as long as you support Ron Paul!
Take a swallow of your alcoholic beverage on following cues-
From Mitt:
"Has he forgot about 9/11"
"Ronald Reagan" (Say "hallowed be his name" before drinking)
From Giuliani:
"September 11th" (finish entire drink if it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic)
"Well when I was mayor, we had this exact problem and I..."
From Thompson:
"Could I have a round of applause?" (Say "NO". Finish drink, get another round of drinks)
Any completely obvious statement on par with "Let's do what works"
From McCain:
"The surge is working" (finish drink if it has nothing to do with the topic)
"We spend like drunken sailors" (Say "Drunken Sailors, Wooooo!!" before drinking) (double the drinking for each time he repeats it)
From Brownback:
Anything about God
Stealing Ron Paul's anti-IRS thunder
From Tancredo:
Anything about immigration when the topic is not immigration
Bombing Mecca or any other religious place
From Hunter:
Any mention of his son (bonus drink if he refers to his son's upcoming "visit" to Afghanistan)
Mentions the wall
From Huckabee:
Anything about God (bonus if “God” and “Arkansas” uttered in same sentence)
Anything about “honor”
From Ron Paul:
Blowback
The inflation tax (Say "Wall Street's doing QUITE WELL" before drinking)
Minimum wage
Abolish the IRS (Say "and replace it with nothing!" before drinking)
Ron Paul getting laughed at by another candidate or a moderator while he is talking
A question posed to Ron Paul asking him why he's in the Republican Party
And finally, if Chris Matthews groans "OH GOD" while Ron Paul is talking, chug until Ron is done talking.
And now for the important part that makes it relevant to Grassroots Central:
Once you're good and drunk, get out your credit card. Go to ronpaul2008.com/donate and donate way more than you can afford to give! Don't worry if it seems like a bad idea. When you're drunk, anything can be justified!
Take a swallow of your alcoholic beverage on following cues-
From Mitt:
"Has he forgot about 9/11"
"Ronald Reagan" (Say "hallowed be his name" before drinking)
From Giuliani:
"September 11th" (finish entire drink if it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic)
"Well when I was mayor, we had this exact problem and I..."
From Thompson:
"Could I have a round of applause?" (Say "NO". Finish drink, get another round of drinks)
Any completely obvious statement on par with "Let's do what works"
From McCain:
"The surge is working" (finish drink if it has nothing to do with the topic)
"We spend like drunken sailors" (Say "Drunken Sailors, Wooooo!!" before drinking) (double the drinking for each time he repeats it)
From Brownback:
Anything about God
Stealing Ron Paul's anti-IRS thunder
From Tancredo:
Anything about immigration when the topic is not immigration
Bombing Mecca or any other religious place
From Hunter:
Any mention of his son (bonus drink if he refers to his son's upcoming "visit" to Afghanistan)
Mentions the wall
From Huckabee:
Anything about God (bonus if “God” and “Arkansas” uttered in same sentence)
Anything about “honor”
From Ron Paul:
Blowback
The inflation tax (Say "Wall Street's doing QUITE WELL" before drinking)
Minimum wage
Abolish the IRS (Say "and replace it with nothing!" before drinking)
Ron Paul getting laughed at by another candidate or a moderator while he is talking
A question posed to Ron Paul asking him why he's in the Republican Party
And finally, if Chris Matthews groans "OH GOD" while Ron Paul is talking, chug until Ron is done talking.
And now for the important part that makes it relevant to Grassroots Central:
Once you're good and drunk, get out your credit card. Go to ronpaul2008.com/donate and donate way more than you can afford to give! Don't worry if it seems like a bad idea. When you're drunk, anything can be justified!
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