Continuous Ron Paul and Plane Story Game

[Jeremy]

This is a forum game about what Ron Paul did to save the plane, and the day! I'll start. (do a sentence each, post as much as you want as long as its not two or more in a row)

edit: and dont say it landed in your post... because then it would end and it wouldnt be much of anything <.<

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The plane started falling, so Ron Paul jumped out of his seat and headed towards the cockpit.

 

[Kludge]

By order of the supreme internet overlord - This discussion will end NOW!

 

[Danke]

He is my hero, pilots don't know shit.

 

[Jeremy]

You guys either don't get it or are being meanies ( :'( )

For example, next might be:

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He covered the air leak with his pocket constitution.

 

[Danke]

Don't listen to anything Kludge has to say, He's a jooo!

 

[Kludge]

Don't listen to anything Kludge has to say, He's a jooo!

Yoo'z a jooz!

 

[guzzitx]

Ted Poe ordered Ron Paul to march around the airplane wearing a sandwich sign
reading: "I support Liberty, and must therefore be punished".

Ron Paul pointed out the Constitutional errors implicit in said statement. Ted Poe cowered in the corner in the face of superior intellect.

Nick Lampson thought we should soak the rich.

 

[Danke]

RP, being in fine physical shape for a 70+ year old man, rushed to the cockpit to find two unconscious pilots. He took out the oxygen masks and placed them on the pilots. The pilots gained consciousness, but were still unable to land the plane 'cause of CIA drugs put in their coffee, so RP commandeered the plane himself, using his years of experience from being a GY/OBN. He has that magical touch.

 

[Jeremy]

Ron Paul then noticed there was a hole in the windshield so he shoved his fist in the hole and started to pilot the plane with his feet.

(PS - you cant say he landed the plane because that would end the game <.< )

 

[Omphfullas Zamboni]

The plane started falling, so Ron Paul jumped out of his seat and headed towards the cockpit.

In his heart, Congressman Paul desperately wanted to save the endangered passengers, but he had limited resources at his disposal. Mr. Paul unsheathed his portable Constitution. "This will do the trick, " he remarked.

Edit: Nevermind. The story jumped ahead when I was writing this post. Oh, well. You snooze you lose, as they say.

 

[Kludge]

Ron Paul then noticed there was a hole in the windshield so he shoved his fist in the hole and started to pilot the plane with his feet.

(PS - you cant say he landed the plane because that would end the game <.< )

That was two sentences, loooooooooseeeeer!

 

[Jeremy]

He noticed the plane started to have some steering problems so he whistled loudly and summoned a flock of bald eagles. They helped steer the plane.

 

[torchbearer]

Ted Poe ordered Ron Paul to march around the airplane wearing a sandwich sign
reading: "I support Liberty, and must therefore be punished".

Ron Paul pointed out the Constitutional errors implicit in said statement. Ted Poe cowered in the corner in the face of superior intellect.

Nick Lampson thought we should soak the rich.

Not bad... not bad at all. please continue. *snap* *snap* *snap*

 

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

In classic Hollywood fashion, a pregnant woman went into labor during the confusion. Paul delivered the baby, and then punched out a dozen communists.

 

[Jeremy]

He then shouted "AND THATS FOUR THOUSAND AND ONE" as some of the passengers started applauding.

 

[torchbearer]

Airplane!

 

[Kludge]

Snakes!

 

[Jeremy]

The plane was then headed for a neocon swarm of bees that started stinging, so Paul got the other congressman together and they declared war on the bees.

 

[Oyate]

Ron Paul then noticed there was a hole in the windshield so he shoved his fist in the hole and started to pilot the plane with his feet.

(PS - you cant say he landed the plane because that would end the game <.< )

Well I heard he had this experimental raygun one of our geeks built and he used that to neutralize the terrorists. Because in my version there were terrorists. With monkeys.

 

[Oyate]

The plane was then headed for a neocon swarm of bees that started stinging, so Paul got the other congressman together and they declared war on the bees.

OK dude, I want to see a link. Got anything to back that up with? Everybody knows it was terrorists with monkeys.