Congress proposes "classified laws" [Onion]

[Matt Collins]

YouTube - Filling in the Spaces

 

[Lovecraftian4Paul]

Very funny.

 

[Theocrat]

What the [CLASSIFIED]?

Congress is [CLASSIFIED] stupid if those [CLASSIFIED] idiots voted on that [CLASSIFIED] piece of [CLASSIFIED] legislation with all those [CLASSIFIED] clauses in it which shows that [CLASSIFIED] elitists get to undermine our Constitution as they always [CLASSIFIED] do.

 

[Give me liberty]

Congress is [CLASSIFIED] stupid if those [CLASSIFIED] idiots voted on that [CLASSIFIED] piece of [CLASSIFIED] legislation with all those [CLASSIFIED] clauses in it which shows that [CLASSIFIED] elitists get to undermine our Constitution as they always [CLASSIFIED] do.

Dont forget one which now my fav line


GooD God lol

 

[lynnf]

and now for something completely different....

looks like something out of a Monte Python show, I half expect John Cleese to bang the gavel and start doing the Ministry of Silly Walks routine.


lynn

 

[ThomasJ]

Onion ftw

 

[roho76]

You gotta love the 1:17 mark where he pauses then says "Jesus" and then proceeds to talk about body disposal.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Congress is [CLASSIFIED] stupid if those [CLASSIFIED] idiots voted on that [CLASSIFIED] piece of [CLASSIFIED] legislation with all those [CLASSIFIED] clauses in it which shows that [CLASSIFIED] elitists get to undermine our Constitution as they always [CLASSIFIED] do.

lolz!! You're so funny sometimes! I like how you're starting to think like an autarchist, too. I'll bring you to my side one of these days!

 

[Sandman33]

lolz!! You're so funny sometimes! I like how you're starting to think like an autarchist, too. I'll bring you to my side one of these days!

You might want to take a look at his side HB

 

[SL89]

I am "classified" and what I do is also "classified". I defend my "classified" from the "classified". Preps are "classified" and the threat to my liberty is "classified". I do "classified" to protect the "classified". Glad we had "PUBLIC" debate over this.

P.S. I love (i.e. scared me "classified") the part where he said "Jesus". Dumb "classified" never pre-read the "classified". Pretty "classified" when they scare the "classified" out of one of their "classified". We are in definite "classified" times!!!!!!

 

[sevin]

I like the end: "A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by . . . classified."

 

[Andrew-Austin]

Ignorance of the law is no defense.

 

[TGGRV]

I like the end: "A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by . . . classified."

He wanted to say by me, but since I'm so important, he couldn't say my name. lol.

Of course, the first thing I'd do is trial for treason all these idiots who didn't respect their oaths.

 

[Matt Collins]

Ignorance of the law is no defense.

FISA Court anyone?!?!