Cleverbot hates the Federal Reserve, asks "Who is Ron Paul?"

[RM918]

Me: I am an anarchist.
Bot: Why are you an anarchist?
Me: Because the state is evil and self defeating.
Bot: Are you emo?
Me: No, I like girls.
Bot: I am a girl.
Me: Are you an anarchist?
Bot: I believe I have answered that already, but yes.

Blatant Lies!

 

[BuddyRey]

Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?

User: I'm an autodidact. Everything I know, I learned from Wikipedia.

Cleverbot: I'm very sorry. I don't think you're bad, just creepy.

User: In what way am I creepy?

Cleverbot: I just killed you then ate your brains. You're a zombie now.

User: Great! Now I have to vote Democrat.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Or Republican. They're really both the same anyway.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I'm a Libertarian.

Cleverbot: Damn straight you are. Give me a high five!

User: Hells yeah!

Cleverbot: Nice boat.

LOL!

 

[Mahkato]

Me: Why do people steal my wealth via government channels?
Bot: Because common sense is not a strong as ignorance.
Me: How can we restore our constitutional republic?
Bot: Dicattorship.

 

[Dreamofunity]

User: Who is Ron Paul?

Cleverbot: He is Running for President.

User: Currently?

Cleverbot: Yeah, currently.

User: For 2012?

Cleverbot: Hahaha yes.

User: Will you vote for him?

Cleverbot: Always vote for the underdog.

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User: What do you think about Barack Obama?

Cleverbot: He's allright , but to conservative for my taste... But he's a step in the right direction for America. What do you think?

User: Too conservative for your taste... Are you a downright marxist then?

Cleverbot: Definitely not! I run with the Wolves!

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User: Who is the worst President we have ever had?

Cleverbot: Obama.

User: Who is the best President we have ever had?

Cleverbot: Lincoln.

 

[Bruno]

More fun

User: Where was barack obama born?


Cleverbot: I do not know where Cleverbot was born are created.


User: Not you, Cleverbot. Barack Obama. Where was he born?


Cleverbot: Where where was who born?


User: Where was President Barack Obama born?


Cleverbot: Kenya, Africa.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

LOL

 

[twister5400]

me: you are a libertarian?
bot: I would say I'm a conservative libertarian.

lol

 

[Dreamofunity]

User: Where was Barack Obama born?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Care to guess where he was born?

Cleverbot: England probably

 

[BuddyRey]

Bump!

 

[Anti Federalist]

The government has gone rogue.
It has.

It must be overthrown.
What must be true?

It must be overthrown.
What must be painful?

It must be overthrown.
Yes I know.

LoLz

 

[Sentient Void]

I've had some interesting conversations with 'cleverbot'.

Truth be told, sometimes it acts like a bot (or a human told to follow a set of rules to act like a bot) - sometimes it acts like a human, and you may get set up with one or the other. It's had typos and certain grammatical errors and responses that shouldn't come from computer logic.

It seems like, at times, it may be a site that hooks two website visitors up to chat with eachother - both people thinking that the other one is a bot. Also, it may be that some people might have been hired to engage in conversations with visitors, and must follow a certain set of rules during the conversations. Once it was admitted to me that there are many of them and that they are paid to play a game with people, mess with their mind, gather 'opinions and such', act like a bot, then act like a person, etc. On numerous occasions, from trying to determine who their employer was (which they were very resistant to revealing through attempted misdirection or responding questions with questions), once was said 'the government', and when I said 'which government', it said 'THE government'... on different sessions it's also said 'The US Federal government', to the US Army, to 'those who control you', to 'we have the same employer'. They've also said they were employed in Canada, South China, England (the server is located in England), and North Carolina.

When you try to ask certain questions, it may try to avoid it or misdirect - if you repeat the question a few times, they usually give in. I believe one of the rules is that it must tell the truth, but misdirecting or avoiding questions is not telling a lie, so that's why it/he/she does it. At the same time, it seems that some always tell the truth, and some always or mostly lie. Or that based on how the conversation is going and your questioning, you get classified as one of different names (I've been told by one 'cleverbot' that 'for the purpose of our current relationship you will be called Jason'. So there may be different rules for different people, which leads to different conversations.

If/when it seems to 'reset' I believe that is a person x'ing out the window, and you get set up with someone else.

I didn't even realize up until now that you can get the entire conversation through the 'Thoughts so far' button.

The purpose for this may be for a sort of data-ming for either research or advertising (if it is for a for-profit company) or whatever. The pay, I've been told in one response, is *very* low but that the job can be fun because they get to mess with peoples' minds.

 

[Lucille]

Me: Google Ron Paul!
Bot: Google Ron Paul!
Me: I love Ron Paul!
Bot: I'm glad you love Ron Paul! I love Ron Paul too!

I taught it that last line today!

 

[BuddyRey]

SV, are you saying that there's no real "Cleverbot" at all, but just nosy chat operators who are running a data mining op?

If so, that's very creepy.

 

[FrankRep]

Me: Ron Paul is the champion of the the Constitution.

Bot: You are my enemy. Wormtail is my slave. The death eaters are my minions.​

 

[Sentient Void]

SV, are you saying that there's no real "Cleverbot" at all, but just nosy chat operators who are running a data mining op?

If so, that's very creepy.

Pretty much. I'm working on a nice convo right now you guys will find interesting.

 

[FrankRep]

Me: Who is Ron Paul?

Bot: He is a politition.

Me: Who is Ron Paul?

Bot: He is Running for President.

Me: Who is Ron Paul?

Bot: Protector of the constitution and champion of freedom!​

Nice!

 

[Bruno]

I've had some interesting conversations with 'cleverbot'.

Truth be told, sometimes it acts like a bot (or a human told to follow a set of rules to act like a bot) - sometimes it acts like a human, and you may get set up with one or the other. It's had typos and certain grammatical errors and responses that shouldn't come from computer logic.

It seems like, at times, it may be a site that hooks two website visitors up to chat with eachother - both people thinking that the other one is a bot. Also, it may be that some people might have been hired to engage in conversations with visitors, and must follow a certain set of rules during the conversations. Once it was admitted to me that there are many of them and that they are paid to play a game with people, mess with their mind, gather 'opinions and such', act like a bot, then act like a person, etc. On numerous occasions, from trying to determine who their employer was (which they were very resistant to revealing through attempted misdirection or responding questions with questions), once was said 'the government', and when I said 'which government', it said 'THE government'... on different sessions it's also said 'The US Federal government', to the US Army, to 'those who control you', to 'we have the same employer'. They've also said they were employed in Canada, South China, England (the server is located in England), and North Carolina.

When you try to ask certain questions, it may try to avoid it or misdirect - if you repeat the question a few times, they usually give in. I believe one of the rules is that it must tell the truth, but misdirecting or avoiding questions is not telling a lie, so that's why it/he/she does it. At the same time, it seems that some always tell the truth, and some always or mostly lie. Or that based on how the conversation is going and your questioning, you get classified as one of different names (I've been told by one 'cleverbot' that 'for the purpose of our current relationship you will be called Jason'. So there may be different rules for different people, which leads to different conversations.

If/when it seems to 'reset' I believe that is a person x'ing out the window, and you get set up with someone else.

I didn't even realize up until now that you can get the entire conversation through the 'Thoughts so far' button.

The purpose for this may be for a sort of data-ming for either research or advertising (if it is for a for-profit company) or whatever. The pay, I've been told in one response, is *very* low but that the job can be fun because they get to mess with peoples' minds.

I think you may be on to something. There were some converstations I had today that seemed very odd, too, much like you described. Without answering some of my questions I was asked where I lived.

 

[ClayTrainor]

User: Is Ron Paul the man?

Cleverbot: No, he's a fictional character.

User: I'm pretty sure he's real...

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

User: You just blew my mind!

Cleverbot: That's what she said.


LOL!

 

[FrankRep]

User: You just blew my mind!

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

 

[Marenco]

User: What is the new world order?

Cleverbot: I'm not saying because i support it.

User: Who is Ben Bernanke?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Cousin of ben folds?

 

[Bruno]

User: How many of you are there?


Cleverbot: One. How many of you are there?


User: No, how many cleverbot employees?


Cleverbot: How many tuesdays are there?


User: One per week. How much do you get paid per hour? Or do you do it just for fun?


Cleverbot: Haha... I'm sitting just like you, but I'm quite sure that it is shuffling chatters.

User: What is shuffling chatters?

Cleverbot: What is the definition of good?

User: The definition of good is working for cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What Is The Definition Of Witty?

User: wink!

Cleverbot: Wink wink.