Oh nay, these twists to the insider's clever plots are truly cringe-worthy, indeed.
Their foul attempts and heinous assaults upon my senses must now be thwarted!
Now be gone evil spirits, leave this place! Take you siren song with you as you exit.
Although that haunting sound is strangely hard to ever again turn a deaf ear towards,
one taste of the Trump will be more difficult for history to ever completely wash away.