Breaking: Paris shootings and explosions near Stade de France kill 129

Paris terror attack. Coordinated attacks. Hostages taken. Explosions, multiple gunmen.

Gee, how unexpected... how surprising...

Git yer' popcorn 'n beer 'n sit yer duff in yer Lay-Z-Boy. Looks like Europe's gonna be blowin' up jus'bout any time. This should be good.
 
For what it's worth, there are now reports of 60 confirmed dead, but depending on what happens in that theater the numbers are likely to fluctuate greatly. People are reporting shots and explosions still.
 
Shep Smith said they arrested a guy and the guy said we was from ISIS

So then we'll be bombing the Saudis for funding and arming ISIS, right?

...O, no, wait, what am I thinking

...we should be bombing that Bashar guy instead

...you know, the one who's fighting against ISIS

...makes much more sense
 
"We got rid of Nazism, we can get rid of Islam" sort of comments that get trump elected.

Getting closer to a proper war, far beyond the Neocon plans of just fucking around with raids and regime change.
 
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