Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species

[Petar]

So if crabs are going extinct now then why doesn't the federal government begin funding a conservation effort? What would a federal crab sanctuary look like anyway?

 

[kcchiefs6465]

So if crabs are going extinct now then why doesn't the federal government begin funding a conservation effort? What would a federal crab sanctuary look like anyway?

Danke's face?

 

[Petar]

Danke's face?

lol

 

[Danke]

Danke's face?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl4e97_saturday-night-live-daily-affirmations-ii_fun

 

[Danke]

lol

Reported.

 

[TywinLannister]

Danke's face?

LOL
/rep

 

[oyarde]

You don't trim?

I do it because it's more comfortable, especially with the heat this far south. Not. For sexual reasons, I'm celibate.

LOL,LOL.

 

[angelatc]

Of course. This is also why we shouldn't wear bras, definitely should never tweeze or shave anywhere for any reason, brush our teeth, take showers, wear more than a couple of outfits, use the toilet, or store food in any longterm way other than drying or in a root cellar.

Except we've been doing all those things, as finances allowed, for hundreds if not thousands of years. Razors have been around for a couple centuries, and wax probably even longer.

Oh wait - maybe it's oral sex that we just discovered. Holy crap - I was a trendsetter and didn't even know it.

 

[angelatc]

Even the Playboy models were sporting some quite wild bush back then IIRC.

Because shaving is a new fad, even though the people embracing it have decided they have a reason to do so.

Back them, men didn't shave at all (gay) and women might shave once in a while to space things up a bit. The concept that young women now think that a pre-pubescent groin is more attractive than a nice, full, well-maintained bush is just beyond me. Of course, I don't get tattoos or cell phones, either.

And at least cell phones don't hurt or itch.

It's the power of the media.

 

[TywinLannister]

Oh wait - maybe it's oral sex that we just discovered. Holy crap - I was a trendsetter and didn't even know it.

You were an oral sex pioneer?

 

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

I don't think I've ever said this, but this thread went noplace but up after the ban. lmao

 

[James Madison]

I don't think I've ever said this, but this thread went noplace but up after the ban. lmao

'man is truth' has to be one of the most bizarre posters to come 'round these parts in some time. Every thread he enters is like a trainwreck happening in slow-motion. Not saying he is on the same level as the original and godfather of all RPFs trolls Fire11, mind you. That said, I'd really love to see a thread with Fire11 and man is truth duking it out.

 

[angelatc]

You were an oral sex pioneer?

I did notg realize it the time, but apparently nobody was having oral sex until the '70's. Then in the 90's, people realized that if they shaved their private parts, they would not get hair in their teeth. The media had nothing to do with it - it was just the invisible hand.

That's about the time guys started shaving their heads too. For a while the skinheads had shaved heads. I guess there's a reason for that too that has nothing to do with social trends.

 

[TywinLannister]

I did notg realize it the time, but apparently nobody was having oral sex until the '70's. Then in the 90's, people realized that if they shaved their private parts, they would not get hair in their teeth.

What a godforsaken, barren planet it must have been before the 70's. And to think it took 2 decades for people to figure out they needed to shave.

 

[opal]

Holy shit! How did I miss this thread! Best morning giggle in ages!

Crabs will never become extinct.. maybe in Brazil but certainly not in France.

a little manscaping isn't a bad thing - depending on the amount of fur that's present to start with. If you're going to trim the hair on your head.. in your ears and nose hair.. why not take a few minutes to give the big guy and his two little buddies a little trim too?

Waxing is just cruel and unusual punishment.. and there's no getting around the regrowth itch... don't even wanna think about it.

 

[specsaregood]

What a godforsaken, barren planet it must have been before the 70's. And to think it took 2 decades for people to figure out they needed to shave.

FWIW: the birth rate in the US has halved since the 50's. shaving/waxing is part of the NWO' agenda to depopulate the earth.

 

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

FWIW: the birth rate in the US has halved since the 50's. shaving/waxing is part of the NWO' agenda to depopulate the earth.

Instead of a super-crab?

 

[specsaregood]

Instead of a super-crab?

At least crabs are just little bugs that wont kill you. People start shaving down there and what happens? AIDS, thats what happens. AIDS and shaving, all part of the NWO agenda to depopulate the earth.

 

[Voluntary Man]

It probably is the internet.

Nonetheless, internet porn can't make me like penis- why would it make me like hairless vaginas unless there was already a poor neglected dog down there in the dark happy to finally get a scrap?

The answer is simple: if you prefer the appearance of the prepubescent vagina, you're a pedophile. Real men like pubic hair....well groomed pubic hair.

 

[Acala]

At least crabs are just little bugs that wont kill you.

Sure they are NOW. But wait until you chop down all of their forests. Haven't you seen Avatar?