rofl, hilarious. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tod evans again.
I know it's a pet peeve of yours, so I'll semi-apologize for my 50+ years of city dwelling. I assure you that I have not contributed to the state of the modern city even though I've lived in them all/most of my life. Getting ready to punt on the city though, they've pretty much jumped the shark in this era.