Best One-Hit Wonders Evaaaarrrrrr.



This one will play on my wedding day. I am not sure exactly what the hell he is talking about but I get goosebumps when I hear it.


am I the only one that is scared of Jules tying the knot and reproducing.
 
am I the only one that is scared of Jules tying the knot and reproducing.

Funny that u said that cos I have finally met the lady of my dreams. Will be commencing knotting and reproducing process very soon :)

I feel like the happiest man alive and so should u cos your best friend Jules will soon be coming off the bachelors market.
 
No point. You had made a point to contest the song which I had posted for some reason that I do not know.

So I corrected you. Seems to be a trend. But that's okay.

You may go now.

Oh wait, before you go, you ever heard the one about the bear and the hunter, O? For some reason your antics remind me of the hunter. lol.

A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll [insert appropriate colloquialism for sodomy here].” The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do. After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.” Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You’re not doing this for the hunting, are you?”

https://unijokes.com/joke-7661/


My how some people do ramble.









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am I the only one that is scared of Jules tying the knot and reproducing.

Funny that u said that cos I have finally met the lady of my dreams. Will be commencing knotting and reproducing process very soon :)

I feel like the happiest man alive and so should u cos your best friend Jules will soon be coming off the bachelors market.

 
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