Babylon Bee likes Massie apparently

[jct74]

New 'Real Conservative Men' Calendar Features 12 Pictures Of Fully Clothed Thomas Massie Posing With Constitution

BabylonBee.com
Jan 1, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — To quiet some of the controversy that arose from the publication of a calendar featuring conservative women, a Republican political action committee has announced the release of a new "Real Conservative Men" calendar for 2024 featuring 12 pictures of Congressman Thomas Massie, fully clothed and holding the U.S. Constitution.

"This is what conservative voters really want to look at," said Roger Davis, spokesman for the committee that produced the calendar. "That other calendar may have caused a lot of division and arguments within the conservative movement, but Thomas Massie posing with the Constitution is something that none of us can take our eyes off of. Just look at him! Hubba hubba!"

While the debate about the conservative women calendar continues to rage, political analysts expressed confidence that the Massie calendar would act as a unifier. "Forget attractive right-leaning women posing provocatively," said Professor Blake Rumsey of the conservative think tank Right Is Right, "Thomas Massie and the Constitution are what get American patriots drooling."

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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-rea...lothed-thomas-massie-posing-with-constitution

 

[jct74]

Elon approves.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1742134943734431806

 

[Matt Collins]

I asked Thomas a few years ago if he had met Elon and he had said no. I bet they have met by now, or will soon.

I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall for that conversation! Too much brilliance in one room.

 

[CaptUSA]

I asked Thomas a few years ago if he had met Elon and he had said no. I bet they have met by now, or will soon.

I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall for that conversation! Too much brilliance in one room.

They were on a call together. Thomas sort of gushed. lol. I think it was a Twitter thing, if you want to look it up.