Are you a true Ron Paul supporter? (Quiz)

Ron is your man.

Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.
 
I always feel like I'm cheating at these. Like "What would you always leave the house with"; I choose Constitution, when in reality, it's cell phone.
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I know right? How many Ron Paul supporters actually walk around with a bag of gold everywhere they go? Maybe if the question was do you OWN gold, a gun or read the Constitution it could have been closer to reality.
 
CSM: Are you a true Ron Paul supporter? Take our quiz!

I think I saw this some time ago, came across it again, still fun!

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Elections/2012/0120/Are-you-a-true-Ron-Paul-supporter-Take-our-quiz/

My results:

Your results

You are an anarcho-capitalist.

You have sailed right past Paul's hard-nosed libertarianism and off into the uncharted waters of right-wing anarchism. You would be most happy living on a private island that you have declared a sovereign state, which, needless to say, won't be seeking to join the UN anytime soon..
 
i remember this... still got the same answer. P:

Your Results

Ron is your man.

Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.
 
You are an anarcho-capitalist.

You have sailed right past Paul's hard-nosed libertarianism and off into the uncharted waters of right-wing anarchism. You would be most happy living on a private island that you have declared a sovereign state, which, needless to say, won't be seeking to join the UN anytime soon..


I live on an island and we have a gate on our property. The best we can do for now.
 
Ron is your man.

Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.

Question

Your Response
What board game best represents your vision of a just society?
The Game of Life. You succeed or fail based on the choices you make, and the person with the most money at the end wins.

What Beatles song best captures your political philosophy?
"Octopus Garden." No one there to tell us what to do.

Now that "Atlas Shrugged" has been made into a film, what should be the next political book to be adapted to the big screen?
Al Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them," starring Chevy Chase as Bill O'Reilly.

Who was the greatest US president?
Thomas Jefferson, for his ideal of a nation of independent landowners under a strictly limited government.

If you could be any animal, what would it be?
A search-and-rescue dog. I want to make a positive difference in the world, but I'd also like to be a dog.

Your daughter announces to you that she's getting married. You say:
Let's do it in a church. Don't bother with the marriage license.

What place and time in world history saw the most fair and just economic conditions?
The United States during the 1870s and 1880s, when the government's hard money policies led to rapid industrialization and an increase in prosperity.

Your idea of a fun day includes:
Going to a supermarket in a low-income neighborhood, spotting mothers with WIC EBT cards, and smacking them on the head with a copy of Hayek's "Road to Serfdom."

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?
Spider-Man. He has some amazing superpowers, but in the end he's still just a regular guy.

What is your favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving. I like spending time with my family. I also like eating.

If you had a sudden windfall of a million dollars, how would you spend it?
I would use it to start my own business.

A local blogger writes something that you disagree with. What do you do?
Round up as many passionate like-minded people you can, and then attempt to overwhelm the blog with angry comments.

What is the greatest threat to America's security?
The entire US government. With it's monopoly over the legislation and enforcement of federal laws, it continues to oppress us all.

What three items do you never leave home without?
Keys, wallet or purse, cell phone.

You teenage son wants to color his hair bright red, in contravention of his public high school's dress code rules. What do you do?
I would never consider sending my kid to a public school where he can be brainwashed by the state
 
Your results

You are an anarcho-capitalist.

You have sailed right past Paul's hard-nosed libertarianism and off into the uncharted waters of right-wing anarchism. You would be most happy living on a private island that you have declared a sovereign state, which, needless to say, won't be seeking to join the UN anytime soon..
 
Your results
You are an anarcho-capitalist.

You have sailed right past Paul's hard-nosed libertarianism and off into the uncharted waters of right-wing anarchism. You would be most happy living on a private island that you have declared a sovereign state, which, needless to say, won't be seeking to join the UN anytime soon..


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Question Your Response
What board game best represents your vision of a just society?

The Game of Life. You succeed or fail based on the choices you make, and the person with the most money at the end wins.
What Beatles song best captures your political philosophy?

"Taxman." George called it like it is. Taxation is theft.
Now that "Atlas Shrugged" has been made into a film, what should be the next political book to be adapted to the big screen?

Ludwig von Mises's "Human Action: A Treatise on Economics," starring John Stossel as the principle of praxeology.
Who was the greatest US president?

William Henry Harrison, because he did absolutely nothing while in office, setting a positive example for future administrations.
If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Candidatus Desulforudis audaxviator, a type of bacteria that doesn't rely on any other organisms, living or dead, or even sunlight, to survive. It is generally found living in gold mines. (Yes, it's not technically an animal, but taxonomy is just a theory.)
Your daughter announces to you that she's getting married. You say:

Let's do it in a church. Don't bother with the marriage license.
What place and time in world history saw the most fair and just economic conditions?

Deadwood, Dakota Territory, during the 1870s, when the gold practically leapt from the ground into the pans of enterprising prospectors, who didn't owe a cent to the taxman because there was no government.
Your idea of a fun day includes:

Arguing about the capital gains tax with Occupy protesters and then going to a shooting range.
If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

Rorschach. He views the world in stark black and white terms, and yet people project onto him whatever they want to see.
What is your favorite holiday?

None. The government does not have the authority to declare holidays.
If you had a sudden windfall of a million dollars, how would you spend it?

I would use it to buy gold bullion, and then spend my days arguing with retailers who refuse to accept it as legal tender.
A local blogger writes something that you disagree with. What do you do?

Round up as many passionate like-minded people you can, and then attempt to overwhelm the blog with angry comments.
What is the greatest threat to America's security?

The entire US government. With it's monopoly over the legislation and enforcement of federal laws, it continues to oppress us all.
What three items do you never leave home without?

Copy of the constitution, a gun, bag of gold.
You teenage son wants to color his hair bright red, in contravention of his public high school's dress code rules. What do you do?

I would never consider sending my kid to a public school where he can be brainwashed by the state.
 
Now, since it was pretty easy to "read" that, (even though my answers were pretty truthful) let's gin the results in the other direction:

LOL

Your results

You are probably a communist.

With your authoritarian socialist views, you are pretty much the exact opposite of a Ron Paul supporter. You should consider moving to Cuba.

Share your results
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Question Your Response
What board game best represents your vision of a just society?

Twister. It refutes radical individualism by demonstrating how readily people's interests can become entangled.
What Beatles song best captures your political philosophy?

"You Never Give Me Your Money." Because I want people to give me money.
Now that "Atlas Shrugged" has been made into a film, what should be the next political book to be adapted to the big screen?

Al Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them," starring Chevy Chase as Bill O'Reilly.
Who was the greatest US president?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, for defeating tyranny abroad and for providing relief to millions of workers at home.
If you could be any animal, what would it be?

A lamprey. I want to simply attach myself to another organism and let it do all the work.
Your daughter announces to you that she's getting married. You say:

No way. Families exist only to provide laborers for the bourgeoise. (I just wish I had thought of that before I helped bring you into the world.)
What place and time in world history saw the most fair and just economic conditions?

Contemporary Sweden, whose mixed system of high-tech capitalism and extensive welfare benefits allow for economic mobility while still providing a robust social safety net.
Your idea of a fun day includes:

Spray-painting anti-corporate slogans on highway overpasses.
If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

Captain Planet. He has vaguely defined powers that always effectively stop polluters, just like the EPA should have.
What is your favorite holiday?

International Workers Day. I like marching down the street with a red and/or black flag shouting anti-capitalist slogans.
If you had a sudden windfall of a million dollars, how would you spend it?

I would donate it to the federal departments of Energy, Housing and Urban Development, Commerce, Interior, and Education.
A local blogger writes something that you disagree with. What do you do?

Call the FBI and say that you think the blogger has links to Al Qaeda, in the hopes that the blog will be shut down and its creator hauled off to Guantanamo.
What is the greatest threat to America's security?

Private ownership of the means of production. A revolutionary vanguard should expropriate the expropriators.
What three items do you never leave home without?

Communist Party membership card, beret, Molotov cocktail.
You teenage son wants to color his hair bright red, in contravention of his public high school's dress code rules. What do you do?

All students should be required to have red hair, to symbolize the sacrifices made by proletarian revolutionaries around the globe.
 
Ron is your man.

Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.
 
Some of the questions seemed iffy :p but the results make sense ;)

Ron is your man.

Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.
 
Ron is your man.

Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.
 
As I take this quiz It is full of leading questions, and missing entries for multiple choice questions. It would have actually been very easy to choose the most "Ron Paul" answer.



You are a potential Paulite.

You probably don't despise the Fed with the same passion as Paul, and some of his views about the gold standard, legalized prostitution, and civil rights leave you cold. But you don't think that Paul is the wacko that many of his detractors make him out to be.

The quiz gave me the answer I expected though. I am quite a bit to the left of Paul.

The description missed, although, it's very likely to miss when you try to hard-code specific issues into the answer.
 
Ron is your man.
Of all our country's major political figures, left, right, and center, Ron Paul best represents your views.

Question Your Response

What board game best represents your vision of a just society?
The Game of Life. You succeed or fail based on the choices you make, and the person with the most money at the end wins.

What Beatles song best captures your political philosophy?
"Revolution." I support social change, but sometimes people can go too far.

Now that "Atlas Shrugged" has been made into a film, what should be the next political book to be adapted to the big screen?
Ludwig von Mises's "Human Action: A Treatise on Economics," starring John Stossel as the principle of praxeology.

Who was the greatest US president?
Ronald Reagan, for his strengthening of the military and his expansion of economic freedoms.

If you could be any animal, what would it be?
A search-and-rescue dog. I want to make a positive difference in the world, but I'd also like to be a dog.

Your daughter announces to you that she's getting married. You say:
Let's do it in a church. Don't bother with the marriage license.

What place and time in world history saw the most fair and just economic conditions?
Deadwood, Dakota Territory, during the 1870s, when the gold practically leapt from the ground into the pans of enterprising prospectors, who didn't owe a cent to the taxman because there was no government.

Your idea of a fun day includes:
Arguing about the capital gains tax with Occupy protesters and then going to a shooting range.

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?
Spider-Man. He has some amazing superpowers, but in the end he's still just a regular guy.

What is your favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving. I like spending time with my family. I also like eating.

If you had a sudden windfall of a million dollars, how would you spend it?
I would donate a big chunk of it to charity, and spend the rest on myself and my family.

A local blogger writes something that you disagree with. What do you do?
Send a polite email to the blogger pointing out where your opinions differ.

What is the greatest threat to America's security?
The entire US government. With it's monopoly over the legislation and enforcement of federal laws, it continues to oppress us all.

What three items do you never leave home without?
Keys, wallet or purse, cell phone.

You teenage son wants to color his hair bright red, in contravention of his public high school's dress code rules. What do you do?
I would never consider sending my kid to a public school where he can be brainwashed by the state.
 
Not funny, are you advocating violence against bears?... Perhaps, by encroaching on their natural territory, we have led them to terrorize our garbage cans...
 
Not funny, are you advocating violence against bears?... Perhaps, by encroaching on their natural territory, we have led them to terrorize our garbage cans...

The bear menace is a threat against us all.
They plot and scheme and the signs are all over.

Bears are the true symbol of evil. Ravenous bears have had free reign to use our woods, protected by the government itself.

Who has taken over the Californian flag? Bears.
What was the symbolic animal of Soviet Russia? The Great Bear.
Worst team? Chicago Bears!
What is a bad market? Bear!


Bears are godless killing machines.
 
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