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You are an anarcho-capitalist.
You have sailed right past Paul's hard-nosed libertarianism and off into the uncharted waters of right-wing anarchism. You would be most happy living on a private island that you have declared a sovereign state, which, needless to say, won't be seeking to join the UN anytime soon..
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What board game best represents your vision of a just society?
The Game of Life. You succeed or fail based on the choices you make, and the person with the most money at the end wins.
What Beatles song best captures your political philosophy?
"Taxman." George called it like it is. Taxation is theft.
Now that "Atlas Shrugged" has been made into a film, what should be the next political book to be adapted to the big screen?
Ludwig von Mises's "Human Action: A Treatise on Economics," starring John Stossel as the principle of praxeology.
Who was the greatest US president?
William Henry Harrison, because he did absolutely nothing while in office, setting a positive example for future administrations.
If you could be any animal, what would it be?
Candidatus Desulforudis audaxviator, a type of bacteria that doesn't rely on any other organisms, living or dead, or even sunlight, to survive. It is generally found living in gold mines. (Yes, it's not technically an animal, but taxonomy is just a theory.)
Your daughter announces to you that she's getting married. You say:
Let's do it in a church. Don't bother with the marriage license.
What place and time in world history saw the most fair and just economic conditions?
Deadwood, Dakota Territory, during the 1870s, when the gold practically leapt from the ground into the pans of enterprising prospectors, who didn't owe a cent to the taxman because there was no government.
Your idea of a fun day includes:
Arguing about the capital gains tax with Occupy protesters and then going to a shooting range.
If you could be any superhero, who would you be?
Rorschach. He views the world in stark black and white terms, and yet people project onto him whatever they want to see.
What is your favorite holiday?
None. The government does not have the authority to declare holidays.
If you had a sudden windfall of a million dollars, how would you spend it?
I would use it to buy gold bullion, and then spend my days arguing with retailers who refuse to accept it as legal tender.
A local blogger writes something that you disagree with. What do you do?
Round up as many passionate like-minded people you can, and then attempt to overwhelm the blog with angry comments.
What is the greatest threat to America's security?
The entire US government. With it's monopoly over the legislation and enforcement of federal laws, it continues to oppress us all.
What three items do you never leave home without?
Copy of the constitution, a gun, bag of gold.
You teenage son wants to color his hair bright red, in contravention of his public high school's dress code rules. What do you do?
I would never consider sending my kid to a public school where he can be brainwashed by the state.