America Must Use All Hand-Counted Ballots Now, Like the Rest of the World Does

How about flipping a coin?

Think about it; given that the parties are more or less the same, what difference would it make?

The billions spent by both parties to prove that the other is horrible (both being correct) could be better spent on almost anything.

Send every American a case of beer in lieu of a ballot and call it a day.

How about just picking a random name out of a random phone book? If its a person with downs syndrome so be it. Couldn't be any worse. At least retards can't be evil.................or can they?
 
How about just picking a random name out of a random phone book? If its a person with downs syndrome so be it. Couldn't be any worse. At least retards can't be evil.................or can they?

How about conducting a nationwide IQ test and then drawing at random from those above, say, 120?
 
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