Your Guide to Dressing Like a Decent Person at CPAC

What a bunch of stuffy fucks. I'd let my cock hang out if I could get away with it.

Yeah dressing appropriately and respectfully for events is so retarded.

That's why I wear a cocktail dress to go swimming in, and togas to job interviews, and a chicken costume to funerals.
 
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I can think of very few places where wearing a Ron Paul pin would be inappropriate. er... locations
 
What a bunch of stuffy fucks. I'd let my cock hang out if I could get away with it.

All cocks should be fitted with a tie, windsor knit preferably. But that's just me.
 
The nice thing about conservative gatherings is that you can wear a bow tie without anyone making a fuss about it. One of the primary reasons I ever go to them.
 
Someone forgot to pass this on to Ron Paul, seeing how we wears black sneakers pretty much everywhere. (I do too!)

I disagree with some of the contents. Jeans can be ok if they're clean, not ripped or worn down, and tasteful. In fact, I usually wear nice jeans along with a dress shirt and tie to most official "dressy" party functions like conventions. Im usually way overdressed compared to most in attendance. I'd go full suit if Im speaking or running for an office or an otherwise very visible appearance, however.

eta: I didnt see the pics of Rand above when I posted this. I like his style! Maybe not the argyle sweater/blazer combo but I like the jeans.

Jeans w/ sport coat/blazer, shirt and tie, also sneakers is what I went with to Maine convention. To me, it says "I care some, but not a whole lot" Khakis are acceptable, but jeans aren't? I know this is considered the case, but why? both are 100% cotton pants, they look similar. But suit would be best if you want to run around and meet people and impress them.
 
Is there a correlation between people who are not too concerned about how they dress and how less inclined they are to lobby for aggressive warfare?
 
lol...
I don't mean to derail the thread, but it reminded me of a long-time member by the name of AlexMerced. I remember that he used to post 'dressing-for-success' fashion advice, including at least one or more self-videos on the subject...though a quick search didn't turn up any of those for me. They were amusing, if nothing else. ;) Anybody else remember them?

(Haven't seen him post for quite some time. I wonder why he fell by the wayside.)
I remember them, but don't have links. Jeff Tucker also writes about dressing up classy. I'm not a bow tie guy myself...
 
I disagree with that graphic, golf shirts are not dressing up. They're for playing golf or going to the park, not for CPAC.

I don't get the "if you would wear it to a bar or club don't wear it to CPAC" part. I mean maybe a sports bar, but who goes to a proper bar or club wearing a tshirt and athletic shoes?

It depends if you live in an urban area in CA/MA/CT/NY or a rural area in most states.
 
Apparently, Rand did not get the memo ... (or maybe he's just not a "decent person") ...

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