You Know You’re a Ron Paul Supporter WHEN…

[DrNoZone]

You Know You’re a Ron Paul Supporter WHEN…

You Know You’re a Ron Paul Supporter WHEN:

* You’ve given up on putting banners on highway overpasses. Not because you don’t enjoy it, but because the overpass isn’t big enough for the banner anymore.

* Your Lawn Gnomes are painted over with Revolution T-shirts.

* You schedule your third anniversary dinner between a Meetup group planning meeting and dropping slimjims on windshields at the local high school football game.

* You don’t know anything about how to keep score, haven’t the foggiest idea who Earnhart, Gordon, and Martin are, and don’t understand the attraction of watching cars drive around in a really big circle for hours on end…but you still go to the Nascar race, just to cheer for the airplane pulling the Ron Paul for President banner high over the stadium.

* You and three friends get together, sneak into Fox News HQ, steal the server password off of Hannity’s desk while his back is turned, rappel into the server room in a scene right out of “Mission Impossible,” hack into their polling software in forty-seven-point-four seconds, and give your phone numbers and home computers permission to vote multiple times–so you can spam the votes and make Ron Paul seem a lot more popular than he really is.

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[TechnoGuyRob]

* You and three friends get together, sneak into Fox News HQ, steal the server password off of Hannity’s desk while his back is turned, rappel into the server room in a scene right out of “Mission Impossible,” hack into their polling software in forty-seven-point-four seconds, and give your phone numbers and home computers permission to vote multiple times–so you can spam the votes and make Ron Paul seem a lot more popular than he really is.

I knew it! I'm a Ron Paul supporter!

 

[DrNoZone]

bump...cause it's funny.

 

[Wayne Hammond]

I knew it! I'm a Ron Paul supporter!

Face it Rob, you're a Paul-bot. I wouldn't be surprised if you created an automated script to auto-post here and that we've really been talking to a Dell Server all this time.

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[Ron LOL]

When you post to the forum at 3:00am.

 

[ladyliberty]

When you go visit your tax man at H & R Bleak and tell him Ron Paul is our best hope for the economy and he actually agrees with you!!

 

[0zzy]

you're posting on the Ron Paul Forums under the topic "You Know You're A Ron Paul Supporter WHEN..."

 

[jcbraithwaite7]

When you are deciding to have a baby only if he gets elected. He may have delivered 4,000 but will inspire 1 if he wins... and you would actually consider the name Paul if it is a boy. There were baby boomers after the war... and I think there will be another boom after the revolution.

 

[Anti Federalist]

When tears come to your eyes sometimes...

Yes, I admit it.

http://dailypaul.com/node/7571

 

[PrimarilyPaul]

* you've registered as Republican and know your state's primary date even though you voted for John Kerry in 2004.

 

[RTsquared]

When you go visit your tax man at H & R Bleak and tell him Ron Paul is our best hope for the economy and he actually agrees with you!!

Or when you're considering exactly how much trouble you'd get into for wearing your "I Support Ron Paul" limited-edition button while doing taxes at H&R Bleak...er...Block

 

[Cindy]

...........you listen to a type of music you can't stand, just because Ron Pauls name is in the song.

...........you check with your meetup groups events calander, before you commit to any new social outings.

...........you shifted some of your investment portfolio into gold stocks

...........when you start typing the word ron, in place of run, rum, and ran.

...........you know the other candidates positions better then their own supporters do.

..........you never log off from ronpaulforums.com and leave the window open 24/7

 

[tjasond]

when you put a Ron Paul bumper sticker on one of your cars and start referring to it as the "Liberty-Mobile"

 

[Cindy]

when you put a Ron Paul bumper sticker on one of your cars and start referring to it as the "Liberty-Mobile"

lol

 

[ConstitutionGal]

..when you're over forty and have discovered that you CAN live with less than 4 hours sleep (mainly because you're watching donation meters and graphs and posting here to stay awake).

...when you're over 40 and three quarters of the people you hang out with to have fun with (sign waving, etc.) are younger than your own children.

....when the first thing you do EVERY morning is check the donation meter on the campaign site and then check this forum for anything you may have missed while sleeping for 2 - 3 hours.

 

[boomer13]

When you are deciding to have a baby only if he gets elected. He may have delivered 4,000 but will inspire 1 if he wins... and you would actually consider the name Paul if it is a boy. There were baby boomers after the war... and I think there will be another boom after the revolution.

I second that.