You Can Write "Endorsements" on Chris Peden's Website...

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I don't know if the comments are monitored or filtered, but I plan on sneaking some crafty satire in there!

Brother Philbee Woogums
Indian Trail, NC
Co-Chairman, Pro-Lifers for the Death Penalty

"Yes! I heartily endorse Brother Chris Peden for Congress. In these days of sin and tribulation, wherein homosexual subversives are defiling themselves and undermining our Judeo-Christian values, we need a real conservative, who believes in a government small enough to protect free enterprise, but big enough to protect us from things we don't like.

I am a proud pro-life Christian who believes in fighting the War on Terror, no matter how many people may die! Islamofascism poses a direct threat to North America, the kind that only a powerful military, a robustly religious leader unimpeded by quaint notions like Separation of Powers or democratic processes, and a sternly enforced social order in which women and sodomites know their place, can ever hope to extinguish! If we do these things, it'll send a powerful message to the Islamofascist infidels that they are no competition for us!"

Why don't you all submit your "endorsements" too?

h ttp://chrispeden.org/endorsements.html
 
lol, I wrote something similar a while back:

I support Chris because my best friend died in Iraq last March 5th. I support candidates that get more peoples friends and family members killed in a war with no "timetables." Hopefully, when Chris gets elected, he will spread the war into all the other countries in the middle east so that even more death and higher oil prices can make this country even greater than it is now and spread the "Christian Values" featured so prominantly on this website. Although he never actually served in the military, going to church taught him that all the people his policies get killed will go to heaven, which is a true blessing. Hopefully, he will reverse Roe v Wade so that we can have more soldiers to go die in the sand for "freedom." What this country needs is another Chickenhawk Zealot in congress who wears his religion on his sleeve because his policies all add up to higher costs of living and perpetual war. I'm really glad that he is in the race, because we don't have enough voices willing to tow the party line in Washington DC already. Go Chris! We need your NASA pet projects and for you to personally protect marriage, so long as that marriage is not for the gays.
 
jason43 said:
lol, I wrote something similar a while back:

I support Chris because my best friend died in Iraq last March 5th. I support candidates that get more peoples friends and family members killed in a war with no "timetables." Hopefully, when Chris gets elected, he will spread the war into all the other countries in the middle east so that even more death and higher oil prices can make this country even greater than it is now and spread the "Christian Values" featured so prominantly on this website. Although he never actually served in the military, going to church taught him that all the people his policies get killed will go to heaven, which is a true blessing. Hopefully, he will reverse Roe v Wade so that we can have more soldiers to go die in the sand for "freedom." What this country needs is another Chickenhawk Zealot in congress who wears his religion on his sleeve because his policies all add up to higher costs of living and perpetual war. I'm really glad that he is in the race, because we don't have enough voices willing to tow the party line in Washington DC already. Go Chris! We need your NASA pet projects and for you to personally protect marriage, so long as that marriage is not for the gays.
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+ 5000 :D
 
anti-paul

It's sad I know, but most of Peden's endorsements are not pro-peden but anti-paul.
Staying in that vein...

Hasn't the 14th district had enough with the constitution already? The only thing Ron Paul ever cares about, or talks about, is freedom and liberty. I don't particularly care about freedom anymore so I'm voting for Chris Peden.
 
I know people are being sarcastic with it and all (yet true), but someone here said something about Paul being a conservative, so that's why he supports Peden... and Peden or whoever works for him CHANGED it into the other way around
 
I'm supporting Peden because of his OUTSTANDING military service!

What he didn't do for this country is quite remarkable!

(We'll see if it gets posted ;))
 
Oh man, these are great! You guys seem to be pros at this (I'll bet you all cut your political satire chompers over at Fredthompsonforum.com, back in those Halcyon days when Fred Thompson promised "Hope for North America"! :D
 
amy31416 said:
I'm supporting Peden because of his OUTSTANDING military service!

What he didn't do for this country is quite remarkable!

(We'll see if it gets posted ;))
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I wonder how many people will read this though and think: "OH, I didn't know Peden was in the military! That's great!"
 
Here is mine

Chris, I hate liberty too! Thanks for Running! You have shown us that the Constitution isnt important and its better to fall back as a mayor than a congressman!


I wonder how long until the endorse gets taken down.
 
Whitey Killington
Cut and Shoot
Unemployed

I like this Peden fella. Unlike that terrist lover Paul Ron, Peden wants to keep killing them Arabics overseas so them Arabics ain't killin us here.

I like sending blacks and mexispanics overseas so I don't have to see them here. And if they get killed, all the better.
 
Do you guys really think anyone is going to his site besides you?
 
I love how Peden essentially copied McCain's logo, exactly.
 
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