no, he would steal 75% percent of it and distribute it equally to everyone at the bar. sure it's inefficient and he ends up spilling a good bit of it in the process, but it's your patriotic duty.
I'd like to get Biden sauced and provoke him into a bar-fight...which, if you know of Joe Biden's reputation as a hothead, would not be hard to do at all. I'm thinking it might be as simple as flashing a cross or dangling some garlic in front of him.