Why Modern Movies Suck

[ClaytonB]

Why Modern Movies Suck - They Can't Write Men (Part 1)

 

[acptulsa]

So, Sylvester Stallone is actually capable of perfect diction, and became a star not in spite of mumbling his lines, but because he mumbled his awful lines.

He's brilliant. It all makes sense now.

 

[Voluntarist]

Why Modern Movies Suck - They Can't Write Men (Part 1)

Melvin Udall would tell you there's a trick to writing "Men" - you think of a woman, and add reason and accountability

 

[ClaytonB]

So This Is WHY Movies Are SH*T Now?! Critical Drinker x Russell Brand

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[Occam's Banana]

Why Modern Movies Suck - They're Too Expensive
The budgets for mainstream Hollywood movies have grown so huge that its almost impossible to turn a profit now. But how did this happen? And what impact does it have on the industry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FQgp_sLGjg

 

[Occam's Banana]

Why Audiences Hate Modern Movies | Peter Boghossian & The Critical Drinker
Scottish author and critic Will Jordan, aka The Critical Drinker, offers biting, insightful, and often hilarious critiques of modern cinematography. His straightforward analysis of plots, characterization, dialogue, and ideological narrative in modern film has earned him over 1.7 million YouTube subscribers. The Critical Drinker is the author of the “Ryan Drake” novel series and co-authored “Deadly Cargo” with James Patterson. He is also Peter’s favorite movie and TV critic.

Books by Will Jordan: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Will-Jordan/author/B00BCO7SA8
The Critical Drinker: https://www.youtube.com/@TheCriticalDrinker/featured
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCriticalDri2
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https://rumble.com/v38c0lh-why-audi...eter-boghossian-and-the-critical-drinker.html

 

[Occam's Banana]

Why Modern Movies Suck - Nobody Can Stay Dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZRP81gaiM
{The Critical Drinker | 18 September 2023}

"No one is ever truly gone." Well, that's definitely the mantra for movies these days, where death is treated more like a casual inconvenience than a permanent end for most characters. Join me as I take you on a tour of the worst offenders.

 

[acptulsa]

 

[Occam's Banana]

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Curse Of Multiverses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wbze2o3WuY
{The Critical Drinker | 22 January 2024}

If there's one thing everyone is sick of now, it's multiverses. Instead of an interesting new way to put characters in unexpected situations, they've become a crutch for lazy writing, and it needs to stop.

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[Invisible Man]

I was going to call BS on Jurrasic Park. It was released in the summer of 1993. But I googled movies in theaters in October 1994, and supposedly it was. So ok.

 

[Matt4Liberty]

I was going to call BS on Jurrasic Park. It was released in the summer of 1993. But I googled movies in theaters in October 1994, and supposedly it was. So ok.

Movies used to be in theaters for a long time. Now, even if I'm willing to go, by the time I decide to make it out the movie is long gone.

 

[Invisible Man]

Movies used to be in theaters for a long time. Now, even if I'm willing to go, by the time I decide to make it out the movie is long gone.

Yeah, but there's still something fishy about a movie being in theaters well over a year after it was first released.

 

[Occam's Banana]

Has Hollywood Reached Peak Woke? - Critical Drinker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hyio3O6Jrg
{Triggernometry | 25 February 2024}

The Critical Drinker reviews, analyses and commentates on various forms of entertainment, primarily movies and TV shows. His YouTube channel @TheCriticalDrinker has nearly 2 million subscribers. Check out our first interview with him here: Critical Drinker: How Politics Ruined Hollywood

00:00 Introduction
01:16 Is Hollywood Getting More or Less Woke?
02:09 Have Superhero Movies Run their Course?
04:58 Barbie & Oppenheimer
06:27 Barbie's Successful Marketing Campaign
08:22 Critical Drinker’s Opinion of the Barbie Movie
10:36 Wokeness in Barbie
12:38 Barbie's Oscar Nominations
15:09 Sponsor Message: Galaxy Projectors
16:35 Discussing Oppenheimer
20:16 A Universal Theme Devoid of Politics?
22:23 Are the Oscars Irrelevant?
26:06 Everyone in LA is Living in a Bubble
38:32 Diversity in Hollywood
31:43 The Daily Wire’s 'Terror on the Pairie' Movie
32:30 Sponsor Message: Manscaped
34:56 'Lady Ballers' & Its Political Message
37:33 Do Creatives Just Want Artistic Freedom?
40:09 Is Tom Cruise a Powerful Force in Hollywood?
43:34 Death of the Bad Boy Movie Star
46:10 The Cultural Impact of TV
48:38 What's the One Thing We're Not Talking About?
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[Occam's Banana]

The Critical Drinker reviews, analyses and commentates on various forms of entertainment, primarily movies and TV shows. His YouTube channel @TheCriticalDrinker has nearly 2 million subscribers. Check out our first interview with him here: Critical Drinker: How Politics Ruined Hollywood

Critical Drinker: How Politics Ruined Hollywood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3rAZEvwCLM
{Triggernometry | 18 July 2022}

The Critical Drinker, aka Will Jordan, is YouTube a movie critic. Check out his channel @TheCriticalDrinker

 

[ClaytonB]

Making Modern Movies un-Suck: Rogue Elements Official Trailer (Critical Drinker made a movie!)

 

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