White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

Ah, man. I was hoping to see that lady with the papers shushing everyoone on one of these. I don't use that kind of software for anything so I'm no good.
 
Natural Citizen said:
Ah, man. I was hoping to see that lady with the papers shushing everyoone on one of these. I don't use that kind of software for anything so I'm no good.
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Good idea... But that might make some of us like Obama for a moment. :o
 
The photo was staged, which most here probably already knew...

It's a message. Why is no one picking up on this?

The guy who handed him the shotgun is a shooter. Obama is not. The guy who handed him the shotgun wanted the world to know this was a setup. So he put in only one choke because that's something no skeet shooter would ever do, and Obama and his handlers aren't smart enough to know that.

It's a coded message thrown over the PTB-wall from a shooter to other shooters. He's telling you the picture was just a photo-op, totally fake. Not photoshop, just a Potemkin village situation.
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Two chokes in two barrels. Obama has only one in the photo. (smoking gun?) sorry could not resist the pun.



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Missed that.. Not a shotgunner.

I noticed that he obviously did not know how to hold it,, but missed that detail.

Smoking gun indeed.
 
kathy88 said:
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If you did this, you are a goddess of funny, and I love you. If you found it elsewhere and posted it here, I love you. My spleen, which is now quivering on the living room rug, does not love you; as I laughed so hard that it came loose and was launched from my nose
 
devil21 said:
Oh god no! I can't look.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet
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LOOK AT IT AND MARVEL IT IS DELICIOUS WIN YOU MUST VIEW IT

[TABLE="width: 485"]
[TR]
[TD="class: index"]1.[/TD]
[TD="class: word"]skeet[/TD]
[TD="class: tools, align: right"]29008 up, 7371 down[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
 
NorfolkPCSolutions said:
LOOK AT IT AND MARVEL IT IS DELICIOUS WIN YOU MUST VIEW IT

[TABLE="width: 485"]
[TR]
[TD="class: index"]1.[/TD]
[TD="class: word"]skeet[/TD]
[TD="class: tools, align: right"]29008 up, 7371 down[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD][/TD]
[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
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Actually, it is rather heartwarming to think that stupid people are endeavoring to limit their numbers.

It really is quite considerate of them.
 
zOMFG! the fact they didn't issue this warning to the birth certificate release is SMOKING GUN PROOF they released a fake one and the know it! *obligatory wink in compliance with Poe's law* :D
 
devil21 said:
Operative word was "quiet".
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Oh I get it now. But I think a day off the campaign trail is quiet by nature, although not necessarily by decibel level. I don't think this is a smoking gun, but the guy apparently changes clothes more often than a Ken doll.
 
angelatc said:
It is dated August, so it wouldn't be winter.
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OK,,Assuming that is not been doctored too,,

What was this obviously staged pic of a Non-Skeet shooter shooting skeet for?

and remember it was released,, (with the attention grabbing "Don't Manipulate") right behind a very obvious fake pic of Obama with a shotgun.

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presence said:
Its on EVERY PICTURE on the Whitehouse Flicker Page

http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/
This picture just went viral because its so fun to manipulate in light of the standard Whitehouse disclaimer.
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OK, I don't check the White House Flickr page. Never have and have no interest really.

But still curious,, Why stage a shooting Photo op? regardless of when.. WHY?

So that 6 months later he can make a statement? "I shoot skeet all the time".

WTF?
 
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