When animals attack (or do other things)

[Danke]

Dude, I really don't care that much. It's a cute story. If it's not true, it ought to be. If this is the kind of fake-news propaganda that the globalists/zionists were spreading with AI, I would welcome our new AI overlords with open arms. More of this, less of the other shit. But you do you...

Until someone gets eaten by an octopus as a consequence.

 

[ClaytonB]

Until someone gets eaten by an octopus as a consequence.

 

[acptulsa]

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[Occam's Banana]

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1874244024057405845

NEW: Florida man accepts his fate after being bitten by a diamondback rattlesnake, says he is "cooked" but at least it will make a good meme.

Gotta respect his commitment to the meme game.

Social media influencer David Humphlett told the snake "good game" (gg) before he was rushed to the hospital, appearing to accept that he may not make it.

Humphlett received 88 vials of antivenom and is miraculously expected to survive.

He has been in the ICU for two *weeks* as doctors continue to fight the venom.

"My reaction was just like, 'Dang it, this is really bad,' ... It was pretty scary because my whole body went numb, head to toe."

Humphlett still can't move his ankle.



EDIT: The above tweet won't embed for some reason, so here's another with the same video:

 

[CaptUSA]

 

[acptulsa]

 

[acptulsa]