What would you do with $700,000,000,000 thread

[Rhys]

I would spend half on real estate like buying the moon, mars and the sun. The rest, I would blow on strippers, cars and the purchase of Portugal and a 100 story water slide! I think I might finally fund the flying car so we can get that going too.

 

[Jeremy]

i would liberate the american people

 

[ihsv]

Buy back the FED

 

[kaleidoscope eyes]

Pay off my mortgage and school loans?

 

[Truth Warrior]

Can I get a bailout to help pay my statist extorti .......... er ........ income taxes.

 

[aspiringconstitutionalist]

1. Pay off all student loans and any other debt I had.
2. Give $2 billion of it to my favorite presidential candidate's campaign.
3. Give $500 million a piece to every proven Ron Paul liberty candidate running for any significant office in America.
4. Invest a few billion into gold and silver.
5. Give the rest back to the US Treasury to help pay off the national debt.

 

[NEPA_Revolution]

1. Buy Gold
2. Massive C4L advertising campaign
3. Mansion.... car island etc
4. Donations
5. Something nice for every RPFer
6. Run for whatever office RP is not.

 

[kaleidoscope eyes]

1. Pay off all student loans and any other debt I had.
2. Give $2 billion of it to my favorite presidential candidate's campaign.
3. Give $500 million a piece to every proven Ron Paul liberty candidate running for any significant office in America.
4. Invest a few billion into gold and silver.
5. Give the rest back to the US Treasury to help pay off the national debt.

Sir, wouldn't you be violating campaign finance laws?

 

[JosephTheLibertarian]

I would spend half on real estate like buying the moon, mars and the sun. The rest, I would blow on strippers, cars and the purchase of Portugal and a 100 story water slide! I think I might finally fund the flying car so we can get that going too.

1. pay off bills

2. live somewhere with no propert tax

3. buy a new car every year, give away my old one

4. buy all the newest games for wii/360/ps3 play alot of games.

5. get a gf

that is all

 

[steph3n]

buy military hardware for the coming civil war?

 

[JosephTheLibertarian]

buy military hardware for the coming civil war?

why bother? just have mercs on speed dial

 

[steph3n]

why bother? just have mercs on speed dial

never trust a hessian

 

[Rhys]

5. get a gf

that is all

lol just one?

 

[Razorback Fan]

I'd use it to move anyone who wanted to move to New Hampshire for the Free State Project.

EDIT: And party. A bit.

 

[Trance Dance Master]

Organic farming, monolithic domes, and bicycle paths.

Got that one in for lucky post #777.

I do recall Ron Paul getting lucky on 07/07/07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vnfkDiVXjc

He was even presented with a gift...the fiat money tombstone.

 

[micahnelson]

1) Build a modest house for me and my family.

2) Pay off the mortgages of people in my family.

3) Big trip to Disney world for everyone I have even known.

4) Set up very low interest micro loans for small business ventures that have sound business plans. Interests rates go back into the fund to insure growth of the fund.

5) Develop an internet based college with an MMO style interface with actual classrooms and campus. Establish a "Draft" system where companies can get first shot at job offers to students who show promise. Draft rights depend on how much the company has donated to keep the online school alive. The school would be free to students, funded by corporations looking to scout out and pay for the best talent. The online school would be accessible from junior high students through grad students as a way to collaborate, get homework help for brick and mortal schools, socialize with students from around the world, etc.

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

my billions

If I had the bailout money I would:

1.) Fill up the gas tank in my truck

2.) Spend what was left to buy some groceries

That would pretty much take care of that money!

 

[aspiringconstitutionalist]

Sir, wouldn't you be violating campaign finance laws?

Ahhhh shit I forgot about that! Hahahaha... erm... Well, I guess I'd donate the maximum (la-dee-$2300-frickin-da) to all the Ron Paul liberty candidates I could, and, uh, I don't know. I guess maybe I'd start a PAC to run unofficial advertising for candidates I supported to get around the campaign finance laws.

Screw you, John McCain.

 

[Indy Vidual]

I would enjoy giving 90% to 'deserving' people, and have fun with the rest.

 

[kaleidoscope eyes]

Ahhhh shit I forgot about that! Hahahaha... erm... Well, I guess I'd donate the maximum (la-dee-$2300-frickin-da) to all the Ron Paul liberty candidates I could, and, uh, I don't know. I guess maybe I'd start a PAC to run unofficial advertising for candidates I supported to get around the campaign finance laws.

Screw you, John McCain.

Mwaahhaaahaa, stick it to the man!

Hmmmm, I'd like to add to my unimaginative list, maybe I'll buy some pygmy goats, they're cute!