What is under the RPF Christmas Tree?

Gunny , his own , paid for fatback/Liberty Festival where he is Master of Cer., gets to lay out repealing any legislation he wants , and everyone gets on board . I of course , get some ribs :)
 
I'd get all of ya a big ole bag of coal.

Other than that though, I'd get:

Cowlesy: A tie that stores ammo.
Joe: Something weird from the revolutionary war period
Melissa: A nice sandwich
Travis: Vibrator
Oyarde: A rooster
Josh: Hooker
Dannno: lunchbox
Eduardo: Fleshlight
LowPreferenceGuy: Pack of gum
Anti-Fed: Chinese finger trap
HeavenlyBoy: Bunchies love doll

I've missed many, will update the list soon.
 
I'd get all of ya a big ole bag of coal.

Other than that though, I'd get:

Cowlesy: A tie that stores ammo.
Joe: Something weird from the revolutionary war period
Melissa: A nice sandwich
Travis: Vibrator
Oyarde: A rooster
Josh: Hooker
Dannno: lunchbox
Eduardo: Fleshlight
LowPreferenceGuy: Pack of gum
Anti-Fed: Chinese finger trap
HeavenlyBoy: Bunchies love doll

I've missed many, will update the list soon.

As flattered as I am that you thought of a present for me...I don't want (or need) a fleshlight!! I've got a super cute baby, which, as I've learned, is an amazing tool to meet women ;)
 
As flattered as I am that you thought of a present for me...I don't want (or need) a fleshlight!! I've got a super cute baby, which, as I've learned, is an amazing tool to meet women ;)
This fall I bought a nifty flashlight at the hardware store that runs off a hand crank , no more batteries.
 
Glad to see this is still going. It is after Christmas but heck with it we can use this for birthdays and other holiday celebrations. So I will give out a few more gifts.

Amy - Some paints so she can draw heiroglyphs on the wall of the cave that Kludge always said he wanted to live in.

Melissa - a matching sweater dress and boots set
 
This fall I bought a nifty flashlight at the hardware store that runs off a hand crank , no more batteries.

My mom's fiancé is obsessed with those things. He gave me a mini one for my keychain and a lantern/flashlight combo to have at home in case the power goes out.


That said, Amy was talking about a fleshlight. Google it.
 
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