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Oyate

Oyate

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Welcome Trolls And Pentabloggers!!!!

Tell Us How Angry You Are

Tell Us How Disappointed You Are

Tell Us How Much Of A Failure You Are

Tell Us How You Really Feel We Should Feel

Go Ahead, You Can Tell Us.
 
Not good enough. I want these other troll posters to get on this thread. Dude, I can waste any of these trolls in pure lameness. Check this out.

"Dude, I really totally put a bumper sticker on my friend's car and this cop all harshed out on me and didn't respect my rights so if nobody voted for Ron Paul I might as well steal that lady's purse."

There people. That is a pretty good job of approximating a good troll.
 
We are exactly where we are right now. We could be no place else and to desire anything else is to avoid reality. What comes next is up to us entirely.
 
Let's just return to the basic message, what utter, miserable failures we are. And how bummed out and ineffectual we feel that we never, ever got a candidate off the ground and we never raised a single penny and we never had a message and nobody ever responded to it and we never got on television and there never even was anybody named Ron Paul or you or me or anybody else for that matter.

Yup, I think that's where we're headed as trolls. The whole RPR thing with your anti-Federalist, pro-Constitutional movement never really existed. In fact, truth will soon show that you were only the same dozen spam-bots all along.

That is the new message. Have a nice day.
 
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Have you seen the video: Ron Paul: Keep on Dreaming

You FOOLS!!! You thought RP could get the GOP nomination. JAJAJAJA dream on!!!
 
Vet_from_cali said:
And How The Hell Did Huck Do So Well Tonight????
Click to expand...

There we go. That's what we want. Just simple, plain astonishment. This response is really instructive. See, this is the dumb card. Just be like "why dude?" and when someone explains it, just be like "but why did they beat us?" and give them that doe-in-the-headlights look.

And when it gets old, jump to another thread and do it again. "Why are we such losers?" and when they answer, well, you know the drill by now. Doe-in-the-headlights. "But why are we such losers?"

Excellent point. Next question?
 
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Come on fellow trolls. Let's do our best here. OK, you are a bit nervous, let me show you how it's done.


*ahem*

"I put bumper stickers on my car and told everyone at work and I just can't believe nobody believes in us which means nobody believes in me and the cats we work with and that's it. I gave money, I gave bumper stickers and nobody came to pet my cat and I've had it with your stupid r3volution and I've had it with you stupid people."

Now that isn't my best but it was totally spontaneous. You people can do better or you are off this assignment.
 
Actually this song fits perfect to the campaing. I heard this song in the video Ron Paul: Don't tread on me and thought it fit perfect. It's from Aerosmith. Here is the first paragraph of the song:

Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion

You talk about things and nobody cares
You're wearing other things that nobody wears
You're calling my name but you gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year

I mean, its perfect for RP's campaing isn't it???
 
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