Vomit, Urinate, and Claim You are Menstruating

[oyarde]

This list is full retard, whoever made it should be banished to Illinois to serve as fluff for former Gov.'s in prison.

 

[jasonxe]

Say you have aids.

 

[MRK]

Urinating isn't going to necessarily turn a guy off, but rather could easily have the opposite effect. I would find videos to post but there are certain types on the forum I wouldn't wouldn't want to offend.

 

[Flugel89]

Or just shoot the perv's junk off?


Im kidding... in all seriousness... aim for the chest.

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

Urinating isn't going to necessarily turn a guy off, but rather could easily have the opposite effect. I would find videos to post but there are certain types on the forum I wouldn't wouldn't want to offend.

Those types of videos are also a serious violation of forum guidelines so please don't.

 

[KingRobbStark]

Urination can be mistaken for excitement.

 

[idiom]

Maybe I have a shy bladder... but is urinating in the midst of resisting rape even possible? I generally need a moment of silence before I start.

Not if its a legitimate rape. The uretha shuts down.

 

[Aeroneous]

8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.

Whoever put those two suggestions back to back deserves this week's irony award.

 

[ronpaulfollower999]

Wow...when I first read the title I thought it said "claim you are masturbating." Of course, it's not like their suggestions are any better....

 

[PaulConventionWV]

Trained helplessness.

 

[Pericles]

Trained helplessness.

That ^ It is pathetic.