Vomit, Urinate, and Claim You are Menstruating

[presence]

http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-col...apists-after-lawmakers-pass-gun-control-bills

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated an online statement advising female students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

http://www.uccs.edu/pusafety/what-to-do-if-you-are-attacked-.html

What To Do If You Are Attacked

These tips are designed to help you protect yourself on campus, in town, at your home, or while you travel. These are preventative tips and are designed to instruct you in crime prevention tactics.

1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can't run in them.
4. Don't take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

 

[DGambler]

Or, carry a gun and put the fucker in the ground.

 

[fisharmor]

"I'm disallowed by the University from making my potential rapist bleed from a hole, so....."

 

[talkingpointes]

If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. ROFL Although this is semi-true, come on - have some fucking sense of self-preservation. Or don't.

If you can, let him know that you had a real orgasm and that your husband/spouse only can give you fake ones.

 

[mad cow]

And Whistle.

 

[presence]

And Whistle.

And request access to the university emergency call box.

 

[bunklocoempire]

10.Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

Apparently not.

 

[kathy88]

Ask him if he's into gerbils. It could work.

 

[Brian4Liberty]

11. In a deep voice, tell him that your sex change isn't complete yet.

 

[presence]

Maybe I have a shy bladder... but is urinating in the midst of resisting rape even possible? I generally need a moment of silence before I start.

 

[thoughtomator]

Their "advice" is going to get someone killed.

 

[ZENemy]

LOL, here is exactly how they want us ALL, eventually.

 

[Spikender]

Absolutely pathetic.

Essentially a check list for people who don't take their own safety seriously.

 

[amy31416]

Sounds like methods I used to get out of pool in phys ed in HS.

 

[kathy88]

Sounds like methods I used to get out of pool in phys ed in HS.

Or sex when I got married.

 

[fr33]

Scream stranger-danger while you're at it.

 

[angelatc]

Or sex when I got married.

You have too many kids for us to believe that, woman!

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

I would just start lecturing the rapist about the NAP and why quantitative easing is bad. Chances are the rapist is a statist as well and his cognitive dissonance will force him to run away. FOR LIBERTY!

 

[amy31416]

Eventual +rep for Angie and Kathy...once the connection is better. They know what I'm talking about.

 

[oyarde]

You cannot cure full retard , once it is there itis irreversible.