TSA stole my can of Axe

[Matt Collins]

After winning Minnesota, I was flying back home today, and TSA just confiscated my can of Axe at the MSP airport. My ego may never be the same

 

[pcgame]

...

 

[brushfire]

They just wanted to smell sexy when they grope the old ladies... The whole drain pipe, strip pole, thing...

Next time - Old Spice

 

[Sola_Fide]

Was it pheromone-enhanced?

 

[tod evans]

Axe?

Lemmie axe you sumpthin'....

She's gotta nice axe....

My ax is used to chop wood

 

[Matthew5]

The one good thing TSA has ever accomplished.

 

[Tiger35]

Keynesian Economics. Now you have to buy another stimulating the economy. WIN! Don't you see? You're helping.

 

[Kluge]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/03/the_10_products_only_douchebags_buy.php

 

[speciallyblend]

they were clearly saving you from being attacked by beautiful women in the airplane for wearing your axe, Sorry Matt Collins . They are trying to help you find the right woman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9tWZB7OUSU<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9tWZB7OUSU">

 

[DerailingDaTrain]

I feel glad that they took away your Axe. Pick up some real cologne.

/sarcasm

 

[MelissaWV]

Nine responses, and none of you realized Collins was really more interested in putting it out there (again) that he won Minnesota.

 

[jkr]

r u stinky?

 

[speciallyblend]

Nine responses, and none of you realized Collins was really more interested in putting it out there (again) that he won Minnesota.

i still perfer the axe video scenario

 

[Noble Savage]

wow you got it tough

 

[Matt Collins]

Nine responses, and none of you realized Collins was really more interested in putting it out there (again) that he won Minnesota.

Shhh.... don't tell anyone about my scheme

 

[Kluge]

Nine responses, and none of you realized Collins was really more interested in putting it out there (again) that he won Minnesota.

I noticed that. Chose not to acknowledge such ridiculous egotism and falsehoods with a response.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I noticed that. Chose not to acknowledge such ridiculous egotism and falsehoods with a response.

Too late! You've perpetuated the lame thread! I haz teh sad. You is disappoint, amypi.

 

[Kluge]

Too late! You've perpetuated the lame thread! I haz teh sad. You is disappoint, amypi.

That'll happen. Ask anyone who knows me.

 

[MelissaWV]

I noticed that. Chose not to acknowledge such ridiculous egotism and falsehoods with a response.

I let 1-7 go by, but by the time the 9th popped up... I mean good Lord... the emperor not only has no clothes, he's got wood with a daisy growing out of it; SOMEBODY had to point it out.

 

[idiom]

You take aerosols on aircraft? Seriously?

Waah the TSA took my pressurized can of explosive??