Liberty_Tree
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Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was sure would give her that extra edge and earn herself the blue ribbon she so desired.
Anders worked as a morgue assistant for the County Williamson. For the 11 months leading up the cook-off, Linda collected the testes from deceased adult males. She would slice ’em, dice ’em and sew ’em up without attracting attention. And who was going to notice the missing balls of a dead man anyway?
The night before the cook-off Linda was hard at work preparing her sauce and dropping balls. The next day when the judges went around tasting all the contestants entries, her table had the most attention. Judges were going back for second helpings, something they had never done with her previous entries. The time for the judges to crown a winner was soon approaching. One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Linda Anders dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle!
The judge chomped down on a meatball and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth and the jig was up. Upon closer inspection of Anders meatballs, a discovery was made. The meatballs were not meatballs in the traditional sense, but human testicles. Anders was arrested on site without incident. When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had won the cook-off. Looks like she dropped the ball when it came to quality control. She need not worry about her meals for the next 10-15 years according to sources inside the district attorneys office.
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Jodi Hildebrandt was the business partner of Franke, a Utah a mother of six who ran a once-popular YouTube channel called “8 Passengers” in which she documented her family life. The two worked together at Hildebrandt’s counseling company, ConneXions Classroom, offering parenting seminars, launching another YouTube channel and publishing content on their shared Instagram account, “Moms of Truth.”
Together, they doled out advice and promoted honest lifestyles, using their brand as parenting role models to conceal what was happening behind the scenes.
On Aug. 30, Franke’s 12-year-old son escaped through a window of Hildebrandt’s house in the southern Utah city of Ivins and asked a neighbor to call the police, according to a 911 call released by the St. George Police Department. The boy was thin, covered in wounds and had duct tape around his ankles and wrists. He told investigators that Hildebrandt put ropes on his limbs and used cayenne pepper and honey to dress his cuts, according to a search warrant.
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The two women were arrested at Hildebrandt’s home and were each charged with six felony counts of aggravated child abuse. Hildebrandt pleaded guilty to four counts, and two counts were dismissed Wednesday as part of her plea deal. Franke also pleaded guilty to four of her six charges and not guilty to two at a Dec. 18 hearing. Each charge carries a prison sentence of one to 15 years, which could run consecutively.
Judge John J. Walton set a Feb. 20 sentencing date for both women after accepting the plea agreements. Franke and Hildebrandt have agreed to serve prison terms, and their sentences will be decided by the judge.
In Hildebrandt’s plea agreement, she admitted to knowingly inflicting and allowing another adult to inflict serious physical injuries upon two young children living at her home. The document reveals new details about how Hildebrandt physically forced or coerced Franke’s youngest daughter, who was 9 years old at the time, to jump into a cactus multiple times. Hildebrandt said she forced the girl to run barefoot on dirt roads for extended periods of time and kept her isolated from others.
She also admitted to helping Franke torture her youngest son. Both women have confessed to telling the two children that they were evil, possessed and needed to be punished to repent. The boy was told that everything being done to him was an act of love, according to the plea agreements.
Let's be fair now - after all, she had to come up there at "11 o'clock in the afternoon". That's enough to make anyone pissy.
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