‘Toni the Tampon’ coloring book teaches children men can menstruate

[Scrapmo]

In the Old testament, the Jews had menstruation tents outside of the city...
I set up a tent for my wife in the backyard, she wasn't as excited as I was about the idea.
But on the bright side I get this tent all to myself now.

 

[Suzanimal]

Nice , is that a marshmallow for Danke in her hair ?

Yes.

 

[Suzanimal]

If only she had a Toni the Tampon book to explain it all.

A Guy's Complaining About Getting His Period. Please Stop the Planet.

A transgender man (better known by those of us with basic science skills as a woman) recently posted a video to YouTube in which he complains that – gasp! – he has been forced to endure the monthly vengeful return of Auntie Flo.

Of course, he is actually a she – which is obvious because men don’t get walloped by an unpleasant uterine evacuation every 28 days. But I deliberately use this factually inaccurate liberal jargon to show that this is exactly what the left now thinks – that men can get periods.

In a nearly seven-minute home video, Jamie Dodger details her extreme displeasure at having recently painted the town red, given she’s been undergoing hormone therapy treatments for more than five years and the whole process had temporarily stopped. She even said her hormone levels had checked out “normal” at her last visit to the doctor, and that there's "no specific reason" this happened (except for, you know, the fact that she's a girl).

But apparently, a bazillion years of basic biology doesn’t grind to a screeching halt just because you want it to.

“I just sat there,” she admitted, seemingly confused at the return of a perfectly normal bodily function. “And I had pins and needles, and I could barely walk.”

“It was horrible. Like, it was just a really yucky moment,” she said. “I’d forgotten that my body could still technically do that.”

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http://www.mrctv.org/blog/guys-complaining-about-getting-his-period-please-stop-planet

 

[Anti Federalist]

If only she had a Toni the Tampon book to explain it all.

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/guys-complaining-about-getting-his-period-please-stop-planet

 

[Danke]

It must be a very confusing time on a boat these days, maybe HB could join you on your cruises as a councilor.

 

[Suzanimal]

Wombs for men

H/T LRC

Transgender women who were born male should be given womb transplants so that they can have children, leading NHS doctors have told The Mail on Sunday.

And fertility experts say taxpayers should fund such transplants for those who identify as women, on the basis of ‘equality enshrined in law’.

Leading the debate on the controversial procedure is medical ethics lawyer Dr Amel Alghrani, who is pressing for a talks on whether womb transplants for trans-women should be publicly funded.

Dr Alghrani, of Liverpool University, also predicts that a successful programme would lead to others demanding wombs – including gay and straight men who wanted to experience ‘the joys’ of carrying a child.

But critics say the NHS should not waste precious resources merely to allow trans-women to pursue an ‘authentic female experience’.

Women’s campaigner Laura Perrins said: ‘Most taxpayers will not think this is a good use of resources. It raises profound ethical and moral issues that will have an impact on women’s rights. It will impinge on the meaning of motherhood and womanhood.’

However, gynaecologists are increasingly convinced that implanting a donor womb into a person born with male organs is possible, with one top doctor saying it is just a decade away. They believe the recent success of ‘uterine transplantation’ in women born without wombs has drawn it a step closer.

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[specsaregood]

Wombs for men
H/T LRC
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This so exciting, every piece of news like this keeps my hope alive of someday having a dorsal fin transplant and completing my transformation to an orca whale.

 

[tod evans]

Wombs for men

H/T LRC

Does the womb grant an upper hand in 'family' court?

Who pays child support when these weirdos reproduce?

More importantly who pays the psych bills for the fucked up offspring?

 

[Anti Federalist]

And fertility experts say taxpayers should fund such transplants for those who identify as women, on the basis of ‘equality enshrined in law’.

Yup and we're on the hook for the bill so the weirdosexuals can fulfill their perversions.

Oh this "single payer" stuff is gonna be a blast.

 

[specsaregood]

Does the womb grant an upper hand in 'family' court?

Who pays child support when these weirdos reproduce?

More importantly who pays the psych bills for the fucked up offspring?

1. dunno
2. you and me
3. you and me

glad to help.

 

[tod evans]

weirdosexuals

 

[Suzanimal]

I just had a business idea. The manpon. Tampons for men. They will turn red and bloody after inserted for two hours and will secrete something (I'm not a fucking scientist but I'm sure there's something out there that will work) to cause cramping and bloating so the dudes can have a realistic menstrual experience.

 

[specsaregood]

I just had a business idea. The manpon. Tampons for men. They will turn red and bloody after inserted for two hours and will secrete something (I'm not a fucking scientist but I'm sure there's something out there that will work) to cause cramping and bloating so the dudes can have a realistic menstrual experience.

Really hot peppers along with something binding/constipating might do the trick.

 

[tod evans]

I just had a business idea. The manpon. Tampons for men. They will turn red and bloody after inserted for two hours and will secrete something (I'm not a fucking scientist but I'm sure there's something out there that will work) to cause cramping and bloating so the dudes can have a realistic menstrual experience.

 

[Anti Federalist]

I just had a business idea. The manpon. Tampons for men. They will turn red and bloody after inserted for two hours and will secrete something (I'm not a fucking scientist but I'm sure there's something out there that will work) to cause cramping and bloating so the dudes can have a realistic menstrual experience.

Inserted where???

 

[Suzanimal]

Inserted where???

We, at Manpon, don't discriminate. You can menstruate from any hole you want. Hell, specs can even stick it in his blow hole when he gets that orca transplant for all I care.

I figure I might as well make some money off these freaks. Imagine a future where I'm the manpon Queenpin.

 

[Anti Federalist]

We, at Manpon, don't discriminate. You can menstruate from any hole you want. Hell, specs can even stick it in his blow hole when he gets that orca transplant for all I care.

I figure I might as well make some money off these freaks. Imagine a future where I'm the manpon Queenpin.

Yeah, I'm cracking up over here...

 

[specsaregood]

We, at Manpon, don't discriminate. You can menstruate from any hole you want. Hell, specs can even stick it in his blow hole when he gets that orca transplant for all I care.

I figure I might as well make some money off these freaks. Imagine a future where I'm the manpon Queenpin.

I think its a genius idea, seriously.

 

[Suzanimal]

I've got some Nigerian e-mails to respond to if I'm going raise enough seed money for my Manpon venture.

 

[RonPaulIsGreat]

Nothing to be ashamed of extra lube, and you can use your weiner to make beautiful period blood paintings afterwards. Just dip you man brush in periodically for more "paint". Bonus if you time things right you can add a splash of cream color to your painting to!

Beautiful, but don't let the ladies have all the period blood painting fun.