‘Toni the Tampon’ coloring book teaches children men can menstruate

[phill4paul]

Sometimes, Mr Animal turns into a whiny bitch and I swear he's on his period. I'm his emotional tampon. Luckily, it passes quickly because I'm not super absorbent.

Lol!

 

[sparebulb]

Where is Zippy when we need him?

We need some guidance to help us understand and accept the wisdom that Toni can bring to us.

 

[Superfluous Man]

So they've made a tampon for guys who have diarrhea?

No. Guys with functioning vaginas.

 

[oyarde]

I noticed today , the ad I have at the bottom of the page is Brawny . " Strength has no gender " and the Brawny guy is now a brawny lady. Thanks brawny .

 

[Dr.3D]

No. Guys with functioning vaginas.

Mind blown.... men don't have vaginas.

I do remember as a kid hearing guys calling other guys pussies, but I thought they were referring to young cats.

 

[pcosmar]

" and the Brawny guy is now a brawny lady.

I met some in Key West.

 

[fisharmor]

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I don't exercise regularly, watch my fiber intake, use a poop box, and drink tons of water, I have a man period pretty constantly.

 

[buck000]

Initial reviews are not spectacular

 

[Superfluous Man]

Mind blown.... men don't have vaginas.

I do remember as a kid hearing guys calling other guys pussies, but I thought they were referring to young cats.

Men trapped in women's bodies. Like, when they were little, they had vaginas, but they liked to play with G. I. Joe toys and stuff. So their forward thinking parents taught them they were boys with vaginas, rather than girls who liked G. I. Joe.

 

[Superfluous Man]

I noticed today , the ad I have at the bottom of the page is Brawny . " Strength has no gender " and the Brawny guy is now a brawny lady. Thanks brawny .

Is that really a brawny lady though? Or is it a man with a vagina?

Maybe that's where feminism is today. Women can't do everything men can do. If you are capable of doing anything a man can do, you're not a woman. You're at best a man with a vagina.

 

[Dr.3D]

Men trapped in women's bodies. Like, when they were little, they had vaginas, but they liked to play with G. I. Joe toys and stuff. So their forward thinking parents taught them they were boys with vaginas, rather than girls who liked G. I. Joe.

Sounds to me, more like the parents are enabling a mental problem. Perhaps the parents should seek help with a shrink.

 

[Origanalist]

Sounds to me, more like the parents are enabling a mental problem. Perhaps the parents should seek help with a shrink.

Out of rep, that is 100 % correct.

 

[pcosmar]

Perhaps the parents should seek help with a shrink.

I'm thinking more and more that is the problem.

too many have been shrunk.

 

[Valli6]

I noticed today , the ad I have at the bottom of the page is Brawny . " Strength has no gender " and the Brawny guy is now a brawny lady. Thanks brawny .

I saw this. Years ago, they changed him from a blue-eyed, blond lumberjack, to a dark-haired, ethnically ambiguous guy. Now he's gotta be a lady? Ugh. Still saving my last roll of blond, brawny guy. He was the most handsome.

 

[Suzanimal]

Men trapped in women's bodies. Like, when they were little, they had vaginas, but they liked to play with G. I. Joe toys and stuff. So their forward thinking parents taught them they were boys with vaginas, rather than girls who liked G. I. Joe.

I played with GI Joes. Mostly because Ken was lame. My mom even bought me the brown haired Ken with a marker so I could draw on a beard but he wasn't all that great. He looked like he had bad hair plugs. I shaved it all off but that only made it worse.

Oh, and I used to use my moms Kotex pads as sleeping bags for my Barbies when they went camping. Imagine her horror when she found me in the front yard with her giant Kotex playing camping Barbie.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Initial reviews are not spectacular

Top comment:

0 out of 5 stars
My son hated it.
By D. Cooperon March 14, 2017
Format: Paperback

I bought a copy of this coloring book for my son so that he would be ready for the day when his Aunt Flo visited, his little flower bloomed and he could finally say that he was a man. His reaction shocked me. "Dad, first you bought me a dress and now a coloring book about tampons? I'm a boy!"

I was shocked. As I flipped through the pages of Toni the Tampon, it very clearly said that men could menstruate too, and we should destigmatize it and break gender norms. My son grabbed his biology textbook from his backpack, and I was appalled at the anti-trans propaganda within.

Did you know our children are being taught in school that male and female genders are biologically based and can't be assigned like I was told by Tumblr social justice warriors? My worldview shook, I retreated into my room to cry into my pillow about my lost non-binary status as a gender***** attack helicopter. Toni the Tampon ruined my dreams, and I don't even know what's real anymore.

 

[Anti Federalist]

I saw this. Years ago, they changed him from a blue-eyed, blond lumberjack, to a dark-haired, ethnically ambiguous guy. Now he's gotta be a lady? Ugh. Still saving my last roll of blond, brawny guy. He was the most handsome.

LOL...I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

 

[Suzanimal]

+rep every time Suzanimal posts and does not mention Mr. Animal

What do you have against Mr Animal He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? He's adorable when he's not on his man period.

 

[Anti Federalist]

The sweetheart author:

 

[Anti Federalist]

You know, with all these wymmyn marching around displaying images of their pussies and playing with sanitary items designed to keep said pussies clean, I wonder how much longer it will be before homosexual men start marching around with soiled toilet paper as a rallying flag?