This has got to be the worst idea for a game I have ever seen

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This is the quality of gaming experience you would have in a socialist country with no market pressures to excel.

Bus Simulator 08

http://www.fileplanet.com/186739/180000/fileinfo/Bus-Simulator-08-Demo

Bus Simulator 2008 combines driving and business simulation in a fun and unique way, testing the player's bus driving capabilities, as well as commercial expertise to run a bus company.

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The only thing that would save this appalling excuse for a game is if it had a road rage mode... or if there was a bomb underneath the bus...
 
I can imagine a worse game:

Virtual riders get the wand, graphic naked body imaging, full cavity searches, unless the person playing the game has an implanted RFID chip or National ID card plus two forms of photo identification handy. Same rules applies before you can even buy the game, and again as it is installed on your PC.

Game play ends up in violent clashes at the food lines between riders, authorities and tax protesters. The lobbyists are never caught. [rating might have to be M for nudity and gore]

A virtual version of STATE-O (CATO) produces a virtual report showing how the most fuel efficient mode of transportation ($ per passenger mile) has devolved into the 2nd most expensive government funded flop that supposedly helps the growing "poor" underclass* get around for the astonishing equivalent cost of buying each rider a two-way first class airline ticket, every day of the week... to get to the nearest FEMA bread line.

*(those in this "poor" underclass were formerly called middle class or jobless)

A planned sequel game features TRAINS... headed to FEMA detention camps and a bloody but unsuccessful breakout attempt. [rating might also have to be M for panic, gore and scenes involving the excessive use of razor wire fencing].
 
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