Things I've learned in the RPF Economic Forum

Agent CSL

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- You can't predict the market no matter how hard you try.
- You can't predict the price of gold, silver and oil.
- Peter Schiff was an Angel sent by God to deliver his predictions by breaking the seals over the heads of famous economists. Anyone else on TV is wrong.
- The PPT did it.
- The Government did it.
- Ben Bernanke did it.
- Paulson did it.
- You should take your gold and silver "out for a walk," being particularly careful that Silver Eagles have a terrible temper and will attack any silver coin weaker than it. Keep them on a leash at all time.
- The market hasn't hit bottom yet.
- You should invest in the lead industry.
- We WILL make you paranoid enough to dump your 401K and stocks. Don't ask for advice unless you planned to do this already.

Anymore? :p
 
Inflation can always be averted by convincing the banks to save up for a hostile takeover. Therefore, we can print all the money we want, even if the dollar ceases to be the petrodollar, and avoid inflation if only we shut down the loan departments of all our banks.
 
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- You can't predict the market no matter how hard you try.
- You can't predict the price of gold, silver and oil.
- Peter Schiff was an Angel sent by God to deliver his predictions by breaking the seals over the heads of famous economists. Anyone else on TV is wrong.
- The PPT did it.
- The Government did it.
- Ben Bernanke did it.
- Paulson did it.
- You should take your gold and silver "out for a walk," being particularly careful that Silver Eagles have a terrible temper and will attack any silver coin weaker than it. Keep them on a leash at all time.
- The market hasn't hit bottom yet.
- You should invest in the lead industry.
- We WILL make you paranoid enough to dump your 401K and stocks. Don't ask for advice unless you planned to do this already.

Anymore? :p

Awesome.
 
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