Andrew Ryan
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Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test
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amy31416
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I don't know, but I'm gonna try.
Mitt Romneys sideburns
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The Resistance
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
FUCK YEA
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
FUCK YEA
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
I doubt that I would have been apathetic towards Nazism.
I might have been part of the brain drain, especially if resisting seemed futile.
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
I doubt that I would have been apathetic towards Nazism.
I might have been part of the brain drain, especially if resisting seemed futile.
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this "test" is bullshit. I reject its premise that you have to be a 'citizen of the world' to have less chance of being a nazi. Some fucking hippy wrote this shit.
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The Swine
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic
Kalifornia's right about this test, it's bullshit. While I have mild racialist tendencies, I'm 110% anti-authoritarian. This test assumes that racial pride = nazism (and yet the retards that believe this would never dare make the same accusation of blacks or hispanics who have pride in their heritages). Also, notice how many people with high "blindly patriotic" scores are listed as members of the resistance.
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic
Kalifornia's right about this test, it's bullshit. While I have mild racialist tendencies, I'm 110% anti-authoritarian. This test assumes that racial pride = nazism (and yet the retards that believe this would never dare make the same accusation of blacks or hispanics who have pride in their heritages). Also, notice how many people with high "blindly patriotic" scores are listed as members of the resistance.
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priest_of_syrinx
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Expatriate here.
Andrew-Austin
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The percentages I was given seemed pretty wack, but I'm an expatriate.
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test is crap, i got "soldier" and it said i was very nationalistic, which i am the complete opposite of
SeanEdwards
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It must be my lucky day. I got:
I guess that means I get to be tortured by the SS and disappeared. Oh joy.
I guess that means I get to be tortured by the SS and disappeared. Oh joy.
JosephTheLibertarian
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
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We apparently have a higher-than-normal share of 'resistance' amongst RPForum-ites. I suppose that's not a surprise either.
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Der Kommandant Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
LOL
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
LOL
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Dammit, my browser screwed me over and backed me out of my comment.
As it stands, I got:
However, I agree with several others that the test is extremely flawed. Kalifornia hit the nail on the head when he said the test-maker has an unhealthy predisposition to the "citizen of the world" mentality. Also, everyone does have some racist prejudices - to greatly varying degrees of course, but we're biologically conditioned to think collectively and generalize. The only people able to overcome these tendencies are the ones who are able to recognize and compensate for them. In a sense, the test-maker was just fooling himself when he thinks that admitting this makes you "antitolerant."
Anyway, I'm very close to being considered part of the Resistance - it depends on how I answer two specific questions...the ones about serving your country and being willing to die for your country. Of course, there are three ways to think of your "country," and I wasn't sure whether the test-maker meant the first or third - so I settled on the second:
If I said I'd die for my country and that I'd also serve my country, but not in the "armed forces" (another ambiguous term), I still ended up with expatriate, but I was 38% blindly patriotic.
If I said I'd die for my country and serve it in any capacity (certainly an answer you have to be careful about giving - it could've been a "you're a nazi, then!" kind of trap), I ended up in The Resistance, being 43% blindly patriotic.
Either way, depending on several factors, it appears I'm borderline between the expatriate and the resistance. Of course, it made a lot more sense to be an expatriate back then than it would today, since there were other countries in the world to move to that were significantly more free than Germany...today, just about every country is falling into tyranny simultaneously.
As it stands, I got:
However, I agree with several others that the test is extremely flawed. Kalifornia hit the nail on the head when he said the test-maker has an unhealthy predisposition to the "citizen of the world" mentality. Also, everyone does have some racist prejudices - to greatly varying degrees of course, but we're biologically conditioned to think collectively and generalize. The only people able to overcome these tendencies are the ones who are able to recognize and compensate for them. In a sense, the test-maker was just fooling himself when he thinks that admitting this makes you "antitolerant."
Anyway, I'm very close to being considered part of the Resistance - it depends on how I answer two specific questions...the ones about serving your country and being willing to die for your country. Of course, there are three ways to think of your "country," and I wasn't sure whether the test-maker meant the first or third - so I settled on the second:
- The country meaning the government - obviously, I would never side with the government over the people
- The country meaning the nation - the people and government together. So many people cannot differentiate a country's people from its government...and although I know the test-maker could, I couldn't tell whether he defined the country in terms of the previous or next option, so I cautiously picked my answers based on this middle ground.
- The country meaning the people, as opposed to the government.
If I said I'd die for my country and that I'd also serve my country, but not in the "armed forces" (another ambiguous term), I still ended up with expatriate, but I was 38% blindly patriotic.
If I said I'd die for my country and serve it in any capacity (certainly an answer you have to be careful about giving - it could've been a "you're a nazi, then!" kind of trap), I ended up in The Resistance, being 43% blindly patriotic.
Either way, depending on several factors, it appears I'm borderline between the expatriate and the resistance. Of course, it made a lot more sense to be an expatriate back then than it would today, since there were other countries in the world to move to that were significantly more free than Germany...today, just about every country is falling into tyranny simultaneously.
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Conza88
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Yeah I expected that.
I think if some people differentiating between the "state / government" and your country, there would have been more...
Of course the test is going to be slightly flawed... the creator was human. I just thought it was fun / interesting to share.
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Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic
"The Swine"
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"The Swine"
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my grandma grew up in Franfurt am main... not far from where anne frank was up in her attic... my grandpa was a soldier for the US (but he was german, and had moved to the US at 7 years old) he brought my grandma back to the US when the war was in full force, and she was 17 years old... they were married in Reno the day they arrived, then he went back to fight in germany
just thought i would share
just thought i would share
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Hah. I'm not patriotic enough to be resistance. It's rather true though. If this place was going down the crapper fast and I had somewhere else I could go that wasn't crap too, I'd be gone. Trouble is, I'm pretty sure this is the last best place a liberty minded individual has got. I know of nowhere else to run.
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