The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

[Conza88]

The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test <----

To me, what is most frightening about the horrors of World War II is that many Germans sat idly by, while their leaders stomped all over Europe and slaughtered innocent people. There was no excuse then, as there would be no excuse now.

Amazingly, the German people embraced their ridiculous Fuehrer, or at the very least, they accepted him. It was cool and patriotic to support Hitler. (A little close-minded, though.)

So, please take my test. It will measure how blindly patriotic you are, how susceptible to brainwashing you are, and how cunning you are, and then, by applying your attitudes and beliefs in zee German context, determine whether you'd have been a Nazi, or at least looked the other way.

Adolf Hitler
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Der Kommandant
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

The Foot Soldier
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Resistance
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

 

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

my nazi result

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

[Raditude]

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
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I dunno exactly how accurate that is.

 

[Conza88]

LOL.. ok, so... you can't edit polls?

Didn't know there were more.

 

[coyote_sprit]

I hate tests like those.

I got "The Swine" by the way.

31% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

Apparently there is something wrong with having the balls to admit that mostly everyone is a little racist.

 

[Kludge]

Questions that made me lol....

How much propaganda makes it into public schools, in your country?

Are you part of any organized religion?

What if your country annexed another, inferior country, by threat of violence, how would feel then?

How much of what your country's leaders say do you believe?

How many languages are you fluent in?

^wtf....

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy (worthy of being brainwashed???), 14% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

 

[Kludge]

Apparently there is something wrong with having the balls to admit that mostly everyone is a little racist.

It did not ask if ALMOST everyone is racist...

 

[Conza88]

Remember its for fun (kinda)... and no way scientific.. LOL
Based on premises that are probably close though..

 

[FindLiberty]

I'm voting "The Expatriate". Get out before you become a lampshade.

 

[Conza88]

Btw, libertyeagle is adding the other options to the poll. So wait up to vote.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!


ETA - Why am I somehow not surprised?

 

[LittleLightShining]

I'm an expatriate.

 

[coyote_sprit]

I wonder what you have to do to get Adolf Hitler.

 

[Kludge]

Btw, libertyeagle is adding the other options to the poll. So wait up to vote.

I thought they had to access and manually change files on the server to change poll options since they upgraded the forum software.

Edit: Wrong again :o

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Why am I somehow not surprised....

 

[LibertyEagle]

Ok, the poll is updated now.

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Sorry, I just think it's cool as all get out that I'm in the sub-5% Resistance. Just where I thought I'd be but still think it's just too damn cool.

 

[Kludge]

Sorry, I just think it's cool as all get out that I'm in the sub-5% Resistance. Just where I thought I'd be but still think it's just too damn cool.

Hooray for sinking with the ship!

I kid, of course.


But seriously... Thank God I'm so close to the border with Canada.

 

[Conza88]

Ok, the poll is updated now.

Thanks.

Nice Gunny.. I got that too

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic!

Hmm.. the left one, or right one?
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Edit: Just checked.. we got the exact same %'s.. lol You'd fight for your country obviously... against the state that is

 

[ChickenHawk]

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Some how I always end up in the bottom 5%.