The Pizzagate Images You Will Never See in a House Resolution Against Conspiracy Theories

[TheCount]

Go to hell for suggesting people Google that! It has everything to do with sodomy.

Yes, the "in the butt" part of that should have been a little bit of a hint. It's a terrible song and a hilariously bad music video that became a meme and the butt (HA) of many jokes in its day.

So look at the whole context. There is a picture of a baby. A direct reference to a song about sodomy. #illtellyouwhenyougetolder is a direct reference to something not being age appropriate for a child. I'm not a pizzagate truther but you are actually helping their case.

You wouldn't have to tell them when they get older if you're raping them. They'd already know.

 

[TheCount]

I wouldn't waste too much time on this. If someone is this adamantly against pedophilia playing a large role in the highest levels of our society for purposes of blackmail and debauchery, then that's that. You won't be able to post a picture or piece of evidence that will convince him or others like him otherwise. He's been denying it for over 4 years already, probably will be denying it regardless of any evidence 4 decades from now too.

If you want to see pedophilia in everything then you will see pedophilia in everything.

 

[jmdrake]

Yes, the "in the butt" part of that should have been a little bit of a hint. It's a terrible song and a hilariously bad music video that became a meme and the butt (HA) of many jokes in its day.

I caught the hint but foolishly decided to give you the benefit of the doubt because you seemed to be implying the hashtag was innocent. It's not.

You wouldn't have to tell them when they get older if you're raping them. They'd already know.

Maybe you're telling them when they get older that you raped them when they were too young to remember. Or maybe you only want to rape people that are old enough to realize what's going on. Either way it's sick.

 

[TheCount]

I caught the hint but foolishly decided to give you the benefit of the doubt because you seemed to be implying the hashtag was innocent. It's not.

Oh no, anal. Let me fetch my fainting couch.

Maybe you're telling them when they get older that you raped them when they were too young to remember. Or maybe you only want to rape people that are old enough to realize what's going on. Either way it's sick.

Both ridiculous concepts.

Also, both conflict directly with the whole idea of Comet Pizza, right? Weren't there supposed to be kidnapped kids in the basement? Oh... no, that used to be the idea, but then it turned out that it was provably false, and so it had to be retconned into something else.

 

[jmdrake]

Oh no, anal. Let me fetch my fainting couch.

So anal sex hashtag plus baby photo = innocent fun to you. Got it.

Both ridiculous concepts.

Also, both conflict directly with the whole idea of Comet Pizza, right? Weren't there supposed to be kidnapped kids in the basement? Oh... no, that used to be the idea, but then it turned out that it was provably false, and so it had to be retconned into something else.

What's the conflict? I never bought the basement story. But basement or no basement, what's the conflict? Oh that's right. There isn't one. You just made that up to fit your narrative.

 

[eleganz]

Is that a new category in your sig line? Cuz that's one I belong in.

Congratulations.

No, not really. Seems funny. There's pictures of my nieces duct taped together someplace

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the picture that [MENTION=58229]TheCount[/MENTION] thinks is funny.

Maybe TheCount can go write a opinion piece for Salon normalizing pedophilia as it certainly isn't a popular position to have here.

and +rep to JMdrake

 

[Swordsmyth]

Maybe TheCount can go write a opinion piece for Salon normalizing pedophilia as it certainly isn't a popular position to have here.

The big question is whether it is going to be tolerated here.

 

[jmdrake]

No, not really. Seems funny. There's pictures of my nieces duct taped together someplace, I don't think that anyone ever claimed that it was pedophilic. Maybe that's just because I haven't forwarded the pictures to any lunatics.

You're an uncle? Evil uncle Ernie?

 

[TheCount]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the picture that @TheCount thinks is funny.

Maybe TheCount can go write a opinion piece for Salon normalizing pedophilia as it certainly isn't a popular position to have here.

I do think it's funny.

I also think it's funny that I once tried to convince one of my nieces that the name of the restaurant Applebees was a reference to a kind of bees that live in apples. I put masking taping children in place on the same level of teasing and pranks as that. At that age, any of my nieces and younger cousins would have thought that it was hilarious if I taped them into a chair. In hindsight, maybe I should have kept masking tape handy during the holiday season.



No component of that image is sexual. No component of that image is pedophilic.


If I don't somehow view that image as a crime in progress, what exactly is being normalized?

 

[Sammy]

Pizzagate is real.

 

[James_Madison_Lives]

I do think it's funny.

I also think it's funny that I once tried to convince one of my nieces that the name of the restaurant Applebees was a reference to a kind of bees that live in apples. I put masking taping children in place on the same level of teasing and pranks as that. At that age, any of my nieces and younger cousins would have thought that it was hilarious if I taped them into a chair. In hindsight, maybe I should have kept masking tape handy during the holiday season.



No component of that image is sexual. No component of that image is pedophilic.


If I don't somehow view that image as a crime in progress, what exactly is being normalized?

What a great uncle, train your niece to hold nice and still while her hands are being taped.

 

[Swordsmyth]

"Humor" is the thin end of the wedge used to normalize all manner of evils.

 

[TheCount]

What a great uncle, train your niece to hold nice and still while her hands are being taped.

Is the thought turning you on? Is that the reason why you see sexual imagery of children everywhere you look?

 

[James_Madison_Lives]

Is the thought turning you on? Is that the reason why you see sexual imagery of children everywhere you look?

Hey Count, are you the guy in the shadows? Since you say this is ok with you. I think we have found James Alefantis trolling RPF!

Here is Alefantis performing aka "Majectic Ape" at Comet Pizza, joking about pedophilia.

 

[James_Madison_Lives]

"Humor" is the thin end of the wedge used to normalize all manner of evils.

Count reckted.

 

[James_Madison_Lives]

Talk Ghislaine talk.