You're right, this
is highly suspicious:
I mean, how is a baby going to referee a ping pong game? That just doesn't make any sense!
Wait, let me put my pizzagate thinking cap on. Referee... referee... Aha! The word referee starts with an R and ends with an E! Do you know what other word starts with an R and ends with an E? That's right;
RAPE. And in between the R and the E of rape in
refere
e is the word free, which is what the baby wishes it was but isn't. *adds referee to the list of pizzagate "code words"*