The Onion is the only MSM paper that tells the truth

It's sad. The daily show and Colbert report have more substantive programming then any of the major news networks.
 
The parallels between the corrupt Soviet regime in the late 1980s and our current one are striking. In the moribund USSR, only the parodists could speak the truth.

Same as here!
 
Isn't it scary that the idea of people on the news telling the truth is so far-fetched that it has become a joke?
 
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Isn't it scary that the idea of people on the news telling the truth is so far-fetched that it has become a joke?

Reminds me of that scene in V for Vendetta when people started to flippantly dismiss the news they're seeing on TV. Oh how I dream of such mass awakening.

And what's with the focus on the soap opera and tabloid tension between Obama and Clinton these days?
 
HaHa! Bullsh*%. Nation Enquirer of Net TV! Move this worthless Thread somewhere else! Moderators maybe we need a humor sub-forum!
 
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HaHa! Bullsh*%. Nation Enquirer of Net TV!

Hey Troll... you don't get it do you... By making a joke out of the news, the Onion IS the only massive media outlet that is telling the truth, even through blatantly obvious lies...

It is supposed to be outlandish and funny, that lets you know it's fake, yet it's still credible because the information they are presenting might as well be true, as corrupt as all these companies, groups, and candidates are...
 
Started reading the ONion back in the 90s on the web. Friend of mine got an Onion Classics book from the 90s. Was flipping through it and a parody was a FAT kid Suiing Fast Food for eating too much. It was funny then but its all truth now.

WE NOW LIVE IN A BIZARRO WORLD. Fiat is money, Gold is not. Parody is real and Real news is really the joke. Please feel free to add other bizarro examples.
 
To quote you "might be true". I know that Humor is a good way to get the truth out.
My problem is that a lot of their stories have proven to be utterly false. And I don't think speculative reporting belongs here! We don't have time to decipher wish-wash, true as it "may" be. I still think it should be posted elsewhere! Sorry, No Troll here.
 
It's funny because it's true. This is reminding me of TV shows in Poland during the 80's under communism. You only heard resemblence of truth on the comedy shows. There's this one from 1983 "Alternatywy 4" which basically spells it out for you what it's like living under total central government planning. Lets just say that the whole idea of central planning is a very sick parody as far as I'm concerned.

BTW, Poland was the first country besides the US, to have a constitution based on the US one. A few years later Poland ceased to exist as a country for over 100 years. Anti-liberty forces are very strong in this world.
 
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