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Raise the Debt Ceiling Rap
This is dedicated to Mitch McConnell, John Cornyn & all the other gutless wonders & mealy-mouthed hypocrites in the Republican party:
Remy: Raise the Debt Ceiling Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM
(CHORUS)
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Fourteen trillion in debt, but yo we ain't got no qualms
Droppin' hundred dollar bills and billion dollar bombs
Spendin' money we don't have, that's the name of the game
They call me cumulonimbus because you know I make it rain
Drive all kinds of cars, got all kinds of whips
People ask me how I get 'em, I tell 'em "stimulus"
Social Security surplus? Oh, guess what? It's gone!
Got my hands on everything, like Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Ain't got no Medicare trust fund, son, that's just absurd
Spendin' every single penny that we see, son, have you heard?
Ain't got no moral objections, ain't got no kind of complaints
Ain't got no quantitative statutory budget restraints
[CHORUS]
All up in the Fed and we livin' in style
Spendin' lots of money while we sippin' Cristal
Still makin' it rain, and yeah it be so pleasin'
Did I say make it rain? I mean quantitative easin'!
QE1, QE2, QE4, QE3
Droppin' IOUs in every fund that I see
Printin' the cash, inflatin' the monies
Callin' up China, "Hey, yo, we straight outta twenties!"
All up in the club we be loudin' out
While in the market, yeah, we be crowdin' out
On the beach gettin' tan and sipping Corona
I got a monetary plan and it involves a lotta toner
[CHORUS]
So if you look at the chart and you examine the trend
We borrow forty cents of every single dollar we spend
And non-discretionary spending increases every day
Do you have a comment for Committee? "I make it rain"
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker, could you beam me up?
A Congressperson cutting spending? Couldn't dream me up!
But we're all gonna default if we follow the road
You know, I coulda thought of this fourteen trillion dollars ago
'Coz I'm the king of the links, I'm a menace at tennis
I'm stickin' spinnaz on my rims pickin' winnaz in bidness
So if you lookin' for some cash 'coz things are gettin' heavy
I got some big ol' piles of money - guess what? They shovel ready
[CHORUS]
This is dedicated to Mitch McConnell, John Cornyn & all the other gutless wonders & mealy-mouthed hypocrites in the Republican party:
Remy: Raise the Debt Ceiling Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoS52fVtVQM
(CHORUS)
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling! Raise da debt ceiling!
Fourteen trillion in debt, but yo we ain't got no qualms
Droppin' hundred dollar bills and billion dollar bombs
Spendin' money we don't have, that's the name of the game
They call me cumulonimbus because you know I make it rain
Drive all kinds of cars, got all kinds of whips
People ask me how I get 'em, I tell 'em "stimulus"
Social Security surplus? Oh, guess what? It's gone!
Got my hands on everything, like Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Ain't got no Medicare trust fund, son, that's just absurd
Spendin' every single penny that we see, son, have you heard?
Ain't got no moral objections, ain't got no kind of complaints
Ain't got no quantitative statutory budget restraints
[CHORUS]
All up in the Fed and we livin' in style
Spendin' lots of money while we sippin' Cristal
Still makin' it rain, and yeah it be so pleasin'
Did I say make it rain? I mean quantitative easin'!
QE1, QE2, QE4, QE3
Droppin' IOUs in every fund that I see
Printin' the cash, inflatin' the monies
Callin' up China, "Hey, yo, we straight outta twenties!"
All up in the club we be loudin' out
While in the market, yeah, we be crowdin' out
On the beach gettin' tan and sipping Corona
I got a monetary plan and it involves a lotta toner
[CHORUS]
So if you look at the chart and you examine the trend
We borrow forty cents of every single dollar we spend
And non-discretionary spending increases every day
Do you have a comment for Committee? "I make it rain"
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker, could you beam me up?
A Congressperson cutting spending? Couldn't dream me up!
But we're all gonna default if we follow the road
You know, I coulda thought of this fourteen trillion dollars ago
'Coz I'm the king of the links, I'm a menace at tennis
I'm stickin' spinnaz on my rims pickin' winnaz in bidness
So if you lookin' for some cash 'coz things are gettin' heavy
I got some big ol' piles of money - guess what? They shovel ready
[CHORUS]
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Remy: ISIS Crisis (The Rap)
The administration debates various plans to cripple ISIS ...
Remy: ISIS Crisis (The Rap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubVNtpWFiU
These ideas so far are nothing to tout
and I don't mean to single anybody out
But we must pick a weapon to deal with this crisis
and it can't be "an elevator full of Ray Rices"
Well there's one bomb we have, it causes mass blindness
The downside of which is it could blind the pilot
We'd need someone to drop it and turn quickly as well
Who could look the other way that quickly? Roger Goodell?
Look this isn't a game, they're brutal and brash
their business is booming, they're stockpiling cash
It's gotta be potent, it's gotta be big
and, no, it can't be "Adrian Peterson and a twig"
Well if crippling growth and freedom's the plan
this weapon here is the worst known to man
Obamacare, hmm, I have apprehension
Seems cruel, let me check the Geneva Convention
The debt would crush 'em sir, I assure you I know man
it is a weapons-grade entitlement program
Another plan, and I tell you I'm into this
We come in from the north and we hit them with stimulus
No, something traditional, a bomber, a pilot
a -- we get it, Neil, NFL players are violent --
Like an EMP to destroy all their C: drives
Hmm, we could send IRS' top IT guys
Look, the terrorists there are killing their kin
We should ban guns there, they'll turn their guns in
They're not paying taxes, their growth is unstrained
Have you guys considered doing a hashtag campaign?
They're hitting oil, they're making a killing
we'd stop their growth if we could curb their drilling
Which weapon to do so? They all sound enticing
I say we ... aaah, heck, let's just do the Ray Rice thing
The administration debates various plans to cripple ISIS ...
Remy: ISIS Crisis (The Rap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubVNtpWFiU
These ideas so far are nothing to tout
and I don't mean to single anybody out
But we must pick a weapon to deal with this crisis
and it can't be "an elevator full of Ray Rices"
Well there's one bomb we have, it causes mass blindness
The downside of which is it could blind the pilot
We'd need someone to drop it and turn quickly as well
Who could look the other way that quickly? Roger Goodell?
Look this isn't a game, they're brutal and brash
their business is booming, they're stockpiling cash
It's gotta be potent, it's gotta be big
and, no, it can't be "Adrian Peterson and a twig"
Well if crippling growth and freedom's the plan
this weapon here is the worst known to man
Obamacare, hmm, I have apprehension
Seems cruel, let me check the Geneva Convention
The debt would crush 'em sir, I assure you I know man
it is a weapons-grade entitlement program
Another plan, and I tell you I'm into this
We come in from the north and we hit them with stimulus
No, something traditional, a bomber, a pilot
a -- we get it, Neil, NFL players are violent --
Like an EMP to destroy all their C: drives
Hmm, we could send IRS' top IT guys
Look, the terrorists there are killing their kin
We should ban guns there, they'll turn their guns in
They're not paying taxes, their growth is unstrained
Have you guys considered doing a hashtag campaign?
They're hitting oil, they're making a killing
we'd stop their growth if we could curb their drilling
Which weapon to do so? They all sound enticing
I say we ... aaah, heck, let's just do the Ray Rice thing
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specsaregood
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worth watching, hell I might even share it
puppetmaster
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Cute
CaptUSA
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Yeah, you gotta watch it a few times to catch all the references... (Fareed Zakaria, cut and paste.) (uses thumbs on little hands to thumb his nose at Littleton man.)
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That was awesome!
Keith and stuff
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Great stuff. Thanks for posting. + Rep
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