The official Festivus 2011 thread

[John F Kennedy III]

When you said I got the impression that it was a play on words-a double entendre meaning "masturbating". Sorry for the confusion! :o Happy Festivus!

Lol I know. I was just playing.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Good luck getting any womenz there.

I'm planning on tricking kiwi and Amy into coming. don't tell them, though.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

So, when and where is the Festivus orgy going to take place?

December 23rd. Somewhere in international waters. You will get a message of the exact location via pony express.

And Danke has to go as the stapler guy from Office Space.

BTW, where has Kiwi been?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

December 23rd. Somewhere in international waters. You will get a message of the exact location via pony express.

And Danke has to go as the stapler guy from Office Space.

BTW, where has Kiwi been?

Not sure, but I hope she comes back soon. She's the life of the party! (aside from me, of course)

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Not sure, but I hope she comes back soon. She's the life of the party! (aside from me, of course)

Indeed. She's supposed to bring me some more pole wax. I've done run out

 

[heavenlyboy34]

My new grievance is with the rep system. I'm always running out of rep when I want to use it!!!1!11!

I'm repeating this grievance again because it reaalllly bugs me!!!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

I'm repeating this grievance again because it reaalllly bugs me!!!

I ran out of rep for the first time ever yesterday. The amount it lets you use seems to be random. I barely used any rep yesterday.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Behold, a Festivus Pimp!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Behold, a Festivus Pimp!

Awesome! Now, where is that Kiwi.....? Happy Festivus to all, and to all a good night!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Festivus to all, and to all a good night! My Feats of Strength challenge for tomorrow will be...Kludge!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Awesome!! I want some now.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Another sighting of the Festivus Pimp!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Awesome!! I want some now.

Me too.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

It's a Festivus Miracle!

 

[flightlesskiwi]

i left this thread because it got awkward. a lot awkward. a lot. muchos awkwardos.

see:

but now that the thread has changed directions (thankfully), i do wish you all happy happy festivus!!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

i left this thread because it got awkward. a lot awkward. a lot. muchos awkwardos.

see:

but now that the thread has changed directions (thankfully), i do wish you all happy happy festivus!!

Welcome back!! Sorry you got all awkward-ed out. We didn't mean to alienate you.

 

[flightlesskiwi]

Welcome back!! Sorry you got all awkward-ed out. We didn't mean to alienate you.

thx. i appreciate it. it's the interwebz, and i didn't know quite how to approach it... :o:o

 

[heavenlyboy34]

We need to start plannning Festivus dinner...the day will soon be upon us!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I found some Festivus songs, and I'll post them. Here's one-
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the first day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
A pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the second day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the third day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the fourth day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the fifth day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the sixth day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the seventh day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
7 Face changes
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the eight day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
8 Blows rained
7 Face changes
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the ninth day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
9 Day-old bagels
8 Blows rained
7 Face changes
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the tenth day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
10 Bucks on Captain Nemo
9 Day-old bagels
8 Blows rained
7 Face changes
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the eleventh day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
11 Human Fund Donations
10 Bucks on Captain Nemo
9 Day-old bagels
8 Blows rained
7 Face changes
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]
[FONT=“Trebuchet MS”]On the twelfth day of Festivus, my Seinfeld gave to me...
12 Years on Strike
11 Human Fund Donations
10 Bucks on Captain Nemo
9 Day-old bagels
8 Blows rained
7 Face changes
6 Shvitz hours
5 Grievances Aired
4 Unexpected newcomers
3 Fake phone numbers
2 Festivus miracles
And a pole that's tinsel free.[/FONT]