The official Festivus 2011 thread

[John F Kennedy III]

as in, like, if either of us catches the other cheating we have a notarized contract that states that person gets a baseball bat swung repeatedly into their head?? yup, swingers.

1. It's not cheating if you're both involved.

2. I'll wear a cup.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

1. It's not cheating if you're both involved.

2. I'll wear a cup.

That kinda defeats the point of swinging, doesn't it? lolz

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Festivus to all, and to all a good night!!!11!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

That kinda defeats the point of swinging, doesn't it? lolz

Lol. Fine. I'll wear a Bart Simpson mug.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Lol. Fine. I'll wear a Bart Simpson mug.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Happy Festivus

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus, sir! Have you shined your Festivus pole?

 

[John F Kennedy III]

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[John F Kennedy III]

Happy Festivus, sir! Have you shined your Festivus pole?

It's all I've been doing since this thread started.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

It's all I've been doing since this thread started.

lolz

 

[John F Kennedy III]

lolz

Lol

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Lol

Oh, you meant literally...n/m! :o

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Oh, you meant literally...n/m! :o

Now I'm confused

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Now I'm confused

When you said

It's all I've been doing since this thread started.

I got the impression that it was a play on words-a double entendre meaning "masturbating". Sorry for the confusion! :o Happy Festivus!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Perhaps a Festivus forum orgy is in order?

So, when and where is the Festivus orgy going to take place?

 

[dannno]

So, when and where is the Festivus orgy going to take place?

Good luck getting any womenz there.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Good luck getting any womenz there.

I'm gonna need it! I bet I could trick kiwi and a few others into attending.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

My new grievance is with the rep system. I'm always running out of rep when I want to use it!!!1!11!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Festivus to all, and to all a goodnight!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Good luck getting any womenz there.

If you're not there I'm gonna have a hard time enjoying myself.