The official Festivus 2011 thread

[heavenlyboy34]

Time to get ready to celebrate once again! Bring all your Festivus activities, pictures, discussion, etc. here.

For those who aren't familiar with the holiday:

 

[eduardo89]

Already bought my aluminum pole.

 

[trey4sports]

 

[gls]

I've got a lot of problems with you people!

Everyone air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength!!!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I challenge AmyPi to a feats of strength match!!

 

[eduardo89]

I challenge AmyPi to a feats of strength match!!

Oh you'd love to wrestle with Amy3.1416 wouldn't you? (rhetorical question, who wouldn't want that?)

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Big + rep

I love Seinfeld

 

[Nirvikalpa]

Who wants to start pointing fingers and telling forum members how they've disappointed you over the past year?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Who wants to start pointing fingers and telling forum members how they've disappointed you over the past year?

lolz...I suspect I'm going to get a talking-to from LE and a few others this year.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Oh you'd love to wrestle with Amy3.1416 wouldn't you? (rhetorical question, who wouldn't want that?)

Of course! I can always use practice with my maneuvers.

 

[dannno]

Of course! I can always use practice with my maneuvers.

Pro tip: Go straight for the cervix, she taps out every time.

 

[eduardo89]

Pro tip: Go straight for the cervix, she taps out every time.

Overcome by pain or ecstasy?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Pro tip: Go straight for the cervix, she taps out every time.

LMAO!!! Damn, I didn't see that one coming!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Already bought my aluminum pole.

btw, pics or it didn't happen.

 

[eduardo89]

btw, pics or it didn't happen.

No idea how to upload pics from my iPhone, I'll do it tomorrow. I'm currently using my Festivus pole to hang wet laundry.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

No idea how to upload pics from my iPhone, I'll do it tomorrow. I'm currently using my Festivus pole to hang wet laundry.

Strong enough for laundry, eh? Sounds like a derned good pole!

 

[eduardo89]

Strong enough for laundry, eh? Sounds like a derned good pole!

Aluminum has an amazing strength to weight ratio!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Aluminum has an amazing strength to weight ratio!

True, but I've experienced some poorly crafted aluminum poles that came apart easily.

 

[amy31416]

GAHHHHH!

 

[eduardo89]

True, but I've experienced some poorly crafted aluminum poles that came apart easily.

You have to find yourself a reputable aluminum dealer. Don't cheap out on your Festivus pole, it's a lifelong investment if you go for a good one.