The official Festivus 2011 thread

John F Kennedy III said:
I can swim faster than Michael Phelps and run faster than Usain Bolt, but they won't let me on any Olympic teams because I'm 65 pounds overweight :p
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I know the feeling. I was barred from entering myself as a country in the Olympics (Summer and Winter) because they thought it would be unfair to the rest of the world.
 
It's Festivus Eve! Are you all as excited as I am?
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It's already Festivus day where many of you people live. HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!1111!!:D Still 2 more hours to go here.
 
Wow, I'm kind of surprised more people haven't aired grievances around here considering all the bickering that goes on in forumland.
 
My airing of grievances would be to all the forum members who are establishment wannabes and to those who pretend Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura are the enemy. And to those who want to pretend the NWO isn't real and whatever truth is said about them, such as FEMA camps, they pretend is a conspiracy.

Seriously, these forum members are actually hurting our cause for Liberty and helping the NWO take full control of America and turn it into a totalitarian police state that will make Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia look like Barney and Friends.
 
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John F Kennedy III said:
My airing of grievances would be to all the forum members who are establishment wannabes and to those who pretend Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura are the enemy. And to those who want to pretend the NWO isn't real and whatever truth is said about them, such as FEMA camps, they pretend is a conspiracy.

Seriously, these forum members are actually hurting our cause for Liberty and helping the NWO take full control of America and turn it into a totalitarian police state that will make Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia look like Barney and Friends.
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That's a good one! :cool:
 
but but but but but but....

IT'S ELECTION SEASON!!!

John F Kennedy III said:
My airing of grievances would be to all the forum members who are establishment wannabes and to those who pretend Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura are the enemy. And to those who want to pretend the NWO isn't real and whatever truth is said about them, such as FEMA camps, they pretend is a conspiracy.

Seriously, these forum members are actually hurting our cause for Liberty and helping the NWO take full control of America and turn it into a totalitarian police state that will make Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia look like Barney and Friends.
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eduardo89 said:
I know the feeling. I was barred from entering myself as a country in the Olympics (Summer and Winter) because they thought it would be unfair to the rest of the world.
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Since you fancy yourself a tough guy, I challenge you to a Feats Of Strength!
 
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