It's funny. Where I work recently. We had a crime. The police of course, would not be able to stop it.
I really did not want to file a police report, but decided I had to... ....why?
Would they investigate and catch the perp?
Nope.
Nope, actually, I had to have the police file a report... so... I WOULDN'T BE SUSPECTED OF CRIMINALITY when claiming a loss with the I.R.S.
BACKWARDS LAND.
OH, also, had I caught the guy, and beat him... ...guess who would be sued and going to jail?
worthless government.
P.S. The police still have yet to arrive for that report. HA HA HA HA HA.