The Either-Or Thread

[TortoiseDream]

The game is to put the person below you in a hypothetical situation in which they can ONLY chose one of the two options as they are presented. But first you must respond to the either-or scenario of person above you. That being said:

Either have a fingernail ripped off
Or get a papercut on your eye

Ouch!

 

[brandon]

I'll take the ripped off finger nail.

Either you have a leg amputated above the knee
or you become permanently deaf

 

[Danke]

I'll take the ripped off finger nail.

Either you have a leg amputated above the knee
or you become permanently deaf

Leg amputated.

Either you get a week of waterboarding
or a week cruise sharing a berth with Kludge.

 

[Sandman33]

Leg amputated.

Either you get a week of waterboarding
or a week cruise sharing a berth with Kludge.

Who's doing the waterboarding? And does Kludge snore?

 

[satchelmcqueen]

kludge cruise

1- either you get legs cut off at ankles, and the meat stripped to the knee, then made to run on the bone nubs on pavement...(clikck, click, click)
OR
2- you feed your best bud for a month of whatever you want, but at the end of the month, he must poop in a toilet bowl, and you must then drink the bowl contents. (think salads)


yes im a sick bastard.

 

[Kludge]

1- either you get legs cut off at ankles, and the meat stripped to the knee, then made to run on the bone nubs on pavement...(clikck, click, click)
OR
2- you feed your best bud for a month of whatever you want, but at the end of the month, he must poop in a toilet bowl, and you must then drink the bowl contents. (think salads)

wtf is this shit?

 

[brandon]

kludge cruise

1- either you get legs cut off at ankles, and the meat stripped to the knee, then made to run on the bone nubs on pavement...(clikck, click, click)
OR
2- you feed your best bud for a month of whatever you want, but at the end of the month, he must poop in a toilet bowl, and you must then drink the bowl contents. (think salads)


yes im a sick bastard.

lmao McQueen, I'll take the bowl of poop.


Either you have to beat your wife
Or you have to put a turd on someone elses car

 

[Kludge]

Either you have to beat your wife
Or you have to put a turd on someone elses car

Hmmm.... Can we have an "and" option?

 

[Mrs.Joe]

kludge cruise

1- either you get legs cut off at ankles, and the meat stripped to the knee, then made to run on the bone nubs on pavement...(clikck, click, click)
OR
2- you feed your best bud for a month of whatever you want, but at the end of the month, he must poop in a toilet bowl, and you must then drink the bowl contents. (think salads)


yes im a sick bastard.

wow....remind me to watch out for you.

 

[Mrs.Joe]

[QUOTE


Either you have to beat your wife
Or you have to put a turd on someone elses car[/QUOTE]


Ill beat my wife lol


You can either cut off your own hand using a rusty butter knife that has been soaked in hydrochloric acid

or

you can vote for obama

 

[satchelmcqueen]

lmao McQueen, I'll take the bowl of poop.


Either you have to beat your wife
Or you have to put a turd on someone elses car

ha! careful...

 

[JoshLowry]

What the fuck is this shit?

 

[TortoiseDream]

What the fuck is this shit?

Poor choice...

Would you either eat spoiled milk (~2 years) or a bacteria colony.

 

[LittleLightShining]

What the fuck is this shit?

I know, right???

 

[satchelmcqueen]

What the fuck is this shit?

lol!

 

[satchelmcqueen]

Poor choice...

Would you either eat spoiled milk (~2 years) or a bacteria colony.

bacteria colony


WYR have your arm skin ripped off then dipped into a pool of salty alcohol
or
not...have..that done...?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

WYR have your arm skin ripped off then dipped into a pool of salty alcohol
or
not...have..that done...?

Not have that done. Who would?

 

[TortoiseDream]

You know this isn't just limited to bad thing...

Would you rather have unlimited money

Or unlimited luck?

 

[Oceania]

You know this isn't just limited to bad thing...

Would you rather have unlimited money

Or unlimited luck?

Unlimited Luck....I suppose that would get me money too lol

Would you rather kill one random person for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000
(there is no punishment, no chance of you being caught) (person could be woman, child, man, innocent, or have murdered someone themselves....they would be chosen at random)

or

Kill yourself

 

[TortoiseDream]

Unlimited Luck....I suppose that would get me money too lol

Would you rather kill one random person for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000
(there is no punishment, no chance of you being caught) (person could be woman, child, man, innocent, or have murdered someone themselves....they would be chosen at random)

or

Kill yourself

If those were my only two options, strictly speaking, I would kill myself.

Either a diet of just eggnog for a week

Or a diet of just pickles for a week.